Home Good Morning Funny Good Morning Wishes, Quotes & Messages

Funny Good Morning Wishes, Quotes & Messages

Funny Good Morning Wishes

Funny Good Morning Wishes: Getup and starting a day with a big delightful smile on the face is the best thing to do. Sometimes it’s not an easy task to bring a smile on your dear face. Here are we have collected some funny good morning messages and wishes for your friends, lovers or dear ones to wish them good morning in the ridiculous way possible. Send them a hilarious good morning text when they wake up and start their day with a smile. Good morning greetings can make a substantial difference in their life. Tackling the working day with a grin not only helps to be more productive but also helps to get rid of stress and tension and more on concentration on the task, consequently improving the outcomes. Want to share funny good morning wishes to your loved ones? It would be the best ideas is to send, through social networks like Facebook or via Whatsapp. In this post, we have collected a series of funny good morning wishes, quotes and messages for all tastes and all needs.

Funny Good Morning Messages

Every morning gives me a reason to think logically so I can know who shines more, you or the sun. Good morning.

The saddest part of the morning is waking up realizing its not a holiday. Gonna spend the whole day with the same old routine. Good morning!

Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.

A million mornings will come, but none will be as sweet as today’s, because I woke up to see you. Good morning, heart.

Sending you a good morning message in the wake of the day and hoping it’s not the only Good you see today.

My idea of a perfect morning is opening my eyes, rolling over, and going back to bed. Here’s wishing you an equally joyous time. Good morning!

Good morning! Don’t let the exhausted look on my face deter you from waking up yourself. We can make it through this together.

You know you’re a mom when your mornings begin with a little kid’s legs kicking you in the face instead of hearing your soft alarm clock. Worth it? Definitely. Good morning, friend!

Funny-Good-Morning-Messages

Always harbour positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!

I am not sure what I’m doing up this early, but I don’t deserve to suffer through this alone. It’s pretty much torture. So… good morning!

Every morning is a blessing only if you don’t have an alarm clock by your bed. With an alarm clock, it’s a curse. Good morning!

Life is full of stress and troubles. If you want to have a good day, don’t get off your bed. Keep sleeping until you die and stop life happening to you!

Good morning to a friend who knows me to the core, yet for some reason still sticks around. Here’s to another day full of laughter and fun!

Good morning! If you think you didn’t have enough sleep last night, don’t worry, you still have your chance to take some mid-day naps later.

Funny Good Morning Wishes for Friends

A friend is someone who you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!

You know I’m a true peacekeeper, but let me finish my coffee first and nobody gets hurt! Have a Good Morning afterwards!

Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!

One day, we’ll live in the forest for a few weeks, then you’ll start seeing these messages earlier than normal. Good morning.

The weather this morning is so fine that you’ll know it even before you step out to see it. Don’t blame the knowledge on this text. Good morning.

Good morning and thank you for one more day of knowing me to the core but still not leaving me. You’re a good friend indeed!

The weather this morning is so fine that you’ll know it even before you step out to see it. Don’t blame the knowledge on this text. Good morning.

A dream doesn’t become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination, and hard work. Good morning!

When a lock is opened by many keys it becomes a bad lock. But when a key opens many locks it becomes a master key. Be a master in life.

Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!

Sometimes people want to have full conversation really early in the morning and it’s okay to kill those people.

Good morning! I hope that your day will be fine and you will not get stuck in traffic like yesterday.

Mornings were made for special people, unfortunately, we are not some of them, I hate mornings as much as you do but I guess we have to wake up and do something. Good morning!

Friend, I am sending you a Good Morning message, even though you are probably asleep! And will be, in the afternoon, and at night! Seriously, are you ever awake?

Funny Good Morning Messages for Him

I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth at first. Good morning!

 Why have mornings to start so early? I want to dream about the man who always makes me feel weak in knees. Good morning. XOXO.

Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you!

While I roll on my bed, I dreamt of you, remembering the romantic things you whispered in my ear. With every single breath I breathe, you are the one whose name I think. Good morning, honey!

 I know how addicted you are to your phone, so I kept this here, so it will be the first thing you see when you wake up. Turns out your addiction is a good thing after all. Good morning, babe.

You are annoying like the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear!

I might just tell you to wait till we marry before you get a serious good morning message from me. Good morning, sweetheart.

You’re a charming prince in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Good morning!

Attention! The sexiest man in the world got up, look in the mirror and tell him: “good morning”.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Funny Good Morning Quotes

It’s a great morning to let everything you hold for get and grow do now me bow and great. If you don’t understand, I also don’t. Good morning, baby.

Woke up cursing my alarm, it stopped me having the dream of you, but then I smiled because now I can do the talking in reality.

You are annoying like the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear!

I just wanted to tell you that I am the person, who thinks about you in the morning and before going to sleep. Good morning.

Read: Good Morning Messages for Girlfriend

Funny Good Morning Messages for Her

Sometimes I wish there was no alarm clock because that is the only device which wakes me up while I am dreaming of you.

I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interests! Good morning!

The best feeling is goosebumps from your kisses, I want to feel them for the whole life. Good morning, princess.

I’m having a cup of hot chocolate and thinking of you. I wish you were here with me to complete my mood. Good morning sweetie.

I woke up to send you a good morning text and now I’m planning to go back to bed again. I hope you’ll wake me up with a reply. Good morning!

The morning breeze on my face makes me think of you. The sun on my skin makes me think of you. Even the birds singing their beautiful songs make me think of you.

I wake up sipping coffee, thinking to myself: my day couldn’t get any better, then I remember I have you, now I’m grinning ear to ear. Good morning my dear.

Your good morning text and a cup of coffee make a perfect combination of happiness in the morning! Good morning sweetheart!

I wake up in the morning and first thing I think of is you, the second thing is hot cocoa, third and fourth is you again. Good morning peaches.

Your kiss is my most favourite thing in the morning, besides your hug. Am I getting them today or not? Good morning sweetheart!

You stole my heart, now I’m like a pie with no filling; I would let you keep it because I’ve got yours too. Good morning my baby.

A perfect way to start each day: instead of waking up in the morning… I go back to sleep dreaming of you. Then I’m late for work. Good morning my girl.

funny morning greetings

That wonderful bird, singing near your window, is my companion, who agreed to help me to express my feelings for you.

I love you loads and that’s true, I could cuddle you so tight but I’ve got the flu, send me a good morning kiss and I’ll stop being blue.

Meet a new day, sweetheart! I will fill it with my unconditional love, burning passion, hours of laughter and endless happiness!

Meet a new day, sweetheart! I will fill it with my unconditional love, burning passion, hours of laughter and endless happiness!

Just like how a beautiful morning is incomplete without its orange hue, my morning coffee is incomplete without texting you. Good morning.

I love you more than summer sunset and winter snow. I just love you more and more. You mean everything to me. Have a lovely morning!

The best feeling in the world is to know that you are mine and I am yours. Every morning that is enough for me to have a good day.

Funny Good Morning Quotes

Dracula is a morning person compared to me.

Kim Dallmeier

There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.

Kristen Chandler

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.

Jim Davis

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

Punit Ghadge

I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, “aw s***, he’s up!

Steve Maraboli

When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.

Crystal Woods
funny morning messages

I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.

James Lileks

She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up.

Richelle Mead

Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.

Rachel Caine

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.

Ursula Le Guin

When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.

Crystal Woods

Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Lemony Snicket

Men all do about the same thing when they wake up.

John Steinbeck

I wish I had a brush that could paint the whole sky and turn every morning into night.

Akshay Vasu

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.

Glen Cook

Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began the afternoon.

Tony Smite

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Robert Frost

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.

Robert Orben

Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.

Ray Bradbury

Morning coffee is my favourite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.

Marcia Carrington

Mornings are like almost clean slates. I say almost clean because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them.

Medeia Sharif

Don’t make me kill you at this hour in the morning Jimmy. It’s not civilized.

Kylie Scott

When you care about someone, and you take responsibility to make them smile in every morning, our funny good morning messages and wishes can bring delight to their soul and minds. Our hilarious good morning wishes and messages with quotes can be a perfect tool to spread happiness and bring smile around you. Make every morning enjoyable for your loved ones by sending funny good morning wishes, messages and greetings to them.

Read More