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Funny New Year Messages and Quotes

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Spread the happiness with these funny New Year messages that you can share with your family and friends. These sappy New Year greetings can also be used for greetings cards and SMS. We have collected some new year text messages that you can send to your companions, family and dear ones using your mobile phone. All you need is to copy and send them straight away. Have fun in these new years. Spread the happiness and joy to brings to people near you.

Funny New Year Messages

This year, I promise to wake up early so that I can sleep early too! 

Hope you do some running around, and lose few pounds in these new years ahead. Happy New Year.

For this New Year, I promise not to eat chocolate. Not even a bit. Promise.

I will conserve water this year. I will do the laundry less but use deodorant more. 
Happy New Year!

I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at the workplace this year!

I wish you scare off everyone in your wonderful Halloween attire on New Year!

I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!

I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly this New Year.

Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.

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I promise not to drink beer anymore, but since it’s not yet the eve, can I have a bottle more? Happy New Year, dear!

They say pain and tears help one to be stronger, So I am wishing you more tears and pain. For you to become even stronger than last year. Happy New Year!

As you turn a new leaf in your Book of Life with the advent of New Year, here is wishing you the addition of meaningful chapters. Happy New Year!

My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier. But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore. Happy New Year to you!

May this New Year bring actual change in you – not the recurrence of old habits in a new package.

As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year?

This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!

It’s the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on the bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind. Happy new year!

I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!

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May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled in the New Year!

May god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips this year!

New Year Funny Greetings

I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at the workplace this year!

I wish you scare off everyone in your wonderful Halloween attire in the New Year!

I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!

I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!

I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly this New Year.

May God inspire you to finally enrol in that anger management course in New Year!

I wish you find a perfume this year that is less awe-inspiring than chocolate flavoured EDT!

I pray sincerely no sequel is released in your favourite vampire romance this year!

I wish you end up without a funny face in group photos this year.

I wish Snoopy, your poodle, does not chew telephone chords or your favourite skirt this year!

I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year.

I wish the Hollywood actor you drool over does not get hooked by some starlet this year!

I wish your neighbour does not ask you to babysit his tantrum-throwing daughter at weekends!

I genuinely wish your aunt does not gift you a florescent purple coloured dress this year.

I wish your efforts at trimming your goatee at home turns out better this year!

I wish you do not end up ransacking the house for your specs wearing it on the head this year.

I sincerely wish you make fewer resolutions to give up drinking this year!

I wish you can resist the temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks this year.

I wish you do not rush to the kitchen in the middle of a call to realize the cake is burnt this year!

I wish there is less snowfall or queue when you wait for Black Friday Deals this year.

I sincerely wish you overcome your fear of cockroaches this new year.

I wish you finally implement the plan to use stairs instead of elevators at malls and markets!

Hilarious New Year Messages

I hope you start the New Year as the startup of your old habits. Have the same old beautiful life in a box of New Year!

All I wish this new eve comes with a lot of joys for you since you look ugly while crying. Happy New Year!

Though I am wishing a very happy New Year, but remember you still have the same old husband!

I hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you. I am tired to be your boyfriend. I think I want to try being your husband instead.

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Take care of how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!

I hope you do a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!

I will try to be more understanding, less critical, more thoughtful and less annoying this year. Enjoy the brand new year!

Don’t be so worried about what you eat between Christmas and New Year’s but worry more about what you eat between New Year’s and Christmas.

May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!

This Year may god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips. Happy New Year!

I will no longer wish you more success. You’ve had so much already. It should be mine this year! Happy new year to me!

New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!

My grandparents had resolutions like donating more time & money to charities. I’ve decided to make my own coffee once a week.

May New Year makes you realize to stop being a black sheep of this family and start to be a dove that brings peace. Have a blessed new year!

Funny New Year Quotes

May you become a billionaire this year, as I have dreamt that you are going to gift me a bungalow! Have a prosperous New Year!

It is a New Year wish from someone who is intelligent, beautiful and sexy, want to see you always happy!

Always keep a smile, forget the tears, enjoy the laughter, and set aside the fear, Wish you an amazing year!

I hope you can carry on your resolution to not smoking for a long day this New Year!

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May you have a New Year full of rocking things that happened never before! Cheers to another year of life!

This Year I wish your neighbour does not ask you to babysit his tantrum-throwing daughter on weekends. Happy New Year!

May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.

May you have the grace and wisdom to act kindly, learning to distinguish between what is personal and what is not. May you have good friends to mirror your blind spots.

May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world.

It’s New Year’s Eve! Time for fireworks and treats Just be careful though, Be safe or you’ll lose a finger or two. Have a wonderful new year!

May you abandon fear, addictions and all other kinds of suppression and slavery the coming year.

This New Year hopes you are not tempted to pile up on health food cookbooks and then end up heating frozen food at mealtimes.

We hope that our collection of funny new year messages will please you and help to make this moment funnier. Thank you for staying with us, have a funny happy new year!

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