Veterans Day Quotes & Sayings

Veterans Day is a day to respect the person who served and who have the fortune of returning home. We ought to respect America’s veterans every year. November 11th is a national day to perceive the penances of our country’s saints. Here are some enthusiastic Veterans Day Quotes to help say thank you to our America’s military, over a wide span of time.

Veterans Day Quotes

True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost.~ Arthur Ashe

The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war. ~ Douglas MacArthur

Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death. ~ Sun Tzu

Duty, Honor, Country. Those three hallowed words reverently dictate what you ought to be, what you can be, what you will be. ~ Douglas MacArthur

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty, that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. ~ Alexander Hamilton

The only thing that makes battle psychologically tolerable is the brotherhood among soldiers. You need each other to get by. ~ Sebastian Junger

The veterans of our military services have put their lives on the line to protect the freedoms that we enjoy. They have dedicated their lives to their country and deserve to be recognized for their commitment. ~ Judd Gregg

On this Veterans Day, let us remember the service of our veterans, and let us renew our national promise to fulfil our sacred obligations to our veterans and their families who have sacrificed so much so that we can live free. ~ Dan Lipinski

But this Veterans Day, I believe we should do more than sing the praises of the bravery and patriotism that our veterans have embodied in the past. We should take this opportunity to re-evaluate how we are treating our veterans in the present. ~ Nick Lampson

A true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart. ~ Hercules

Honour to the soldier and sailor everywhere, who bravely bears his country’s cause. Honour, also, to the citizen who cares for his brother in the field and serves, as he best can, the same cause. ~ Abraham Lincoln

A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself. ~ Joseph Campbell

America’s veterans embody the ideals upon which America was founded more than 229 years ago. ~ Steve Buyer

The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave. ~ Patrick Henry

In the face of impossible odds, people who love this country can change it ~ Barack Obama

On this Veterans Day, let us remember the service of our veterans, and let us renew our national promise to fulfil our sacred obligations to our veterans and their families who have sacrificed so much so that we can live free. ~ Dan Lipinski

My heroes are those who risk their lives every day to protect our world and make it a better place — police, firefighters, and members of our armed forces. ~ Sidney Sheldon

The willingness of America’s veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting gratitude. ~ Jeff Miller

We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude.~ Cynthia Ozick

America’s Veterans have served their country with the belief that democracy and freedom are ideals to be upheld around the world.  ~ John Doolittle

American without her soldiers would be like God without his angels. ~ Claudia Pemberton

This will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave. ~ Elmer Davis

In valour there is hope. ~ Publius Cornelius Tacitus

Better than honour and glory, and History’s iron pen, Was the thought of duty done and the love of his fellow-men. ~ Richard Watson Gilder

How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes! ~ Maya Angelou

The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage. ~ Thucydides

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. ~ John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Honouring the sacrifices many have made for our country in the name of freedom and democracy is the very foundation of Veterans Day. ~ Charles B. Rangel

Never was so much owed by so many to so few ~ Winston Churchill

Brave men are all vertebrates; they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

Soldiers, when committed to a task, can’t compromise. It’s unrelenting devotion to the standards of duty and courage, absolute loyalty to others, not letting the task go until it’s been done.~ John Keegan

 The valour and courage of our young women and men in the armed services are a shining example to all of the world, and we owe them and their families our deepest respect. ~ Bill Frist

I offer neither pay, nor quarters, nor food; I offer only hunger, thirst, forced marches, battles and death. Let him who loves his country with his heart, and not merely with his lips, follow me. ~ Giuseppe Garibaldi

Because all of us believe and understand in the fabric of the common bond of why we call ourselves American is to care for the men and women who wear the uniform; and when they take off the uniform, we care for them when they are veterans. ~ Steve Buyer

Every soldier must know, before he goes into battle, how the little battle he is to fight fits into the larger picture, and how the success of his fighting will influence the battle as a whole. ~ Bernard Law Montgomery

When soldiers have been baptized in the fire of a battle-field, they have all one rank in my eyes. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

Gentlemen, when the enemy is committed to a mistake we must not interrupt him too soon. ~ Horatio Nelson

While only one day of the year is dedicated solely to honouring our veterans, Americans must never forget the sacrifices that many of our fellow countrymen have made to defend our country and protect our freedoms. ~ Randy Neugebauer

 I go where the sound of thunder is. ~ Alfred M. Gray

As a former veteran, I understand the needs of veterans, and have been clear – we will work together, stand together with the Administration, but we will also question their policies when they shortchange veterans and military retirees.~ Solomon Ortiz

We owe our World War II veterans – and all our veterans – a debt we can never fully repay. ~ Doc Hastings

The U.S. Military is us. There is no truer representation of a country than the people that it sends into the field to fight for it. The people who wear our uniform and carry our rifles into combat are our kids, and our job is to support them because they’re protecting us. ~ Tom Clancy

Brave men rejoice in adversity, just as brave soldiers triumph in war. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The sanctity of our battlefields, monuments, and veterans institutions is of utmost importance to preserve military history and pay respect to those who fought. ~ Henry Waxman

The reward of one duty is the power to fulfil another. ~ George Eliot

In war, the heroes always outnumber the soldiers ten to one. ~ H. L. Mencken

It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle. ~ Norman Schwarzkopf

A few honest men are better than numbers. ~ Oliver Cromwell

Spending time with America’s soldiers is always inspiring. ~ John Boehner

America’s Veterans have served their country with the belief that democracy and freedom are ideals to be upheld around the world. ~ John Doolittle

The Lord gets his best soldiers out of the highlands of affliction.~ Charles Spurgeon

 I’m trying to raise the awareness of the troops that, when they deploy and go to war, it’s not just them at war – it’s also their family. Their family is having to go through all the hardships and the stresses. ~ Chris Kyle

When the will defies fear, when duty throws the gauntlet down to fate, when honour scorns to compromise with death – that is heroism. ~ Robert Green Ingersoll

Live as brave men; and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts. ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero

The thing is this: You got to have fun while you’re fightin’ for freedom, ’cause you don’t always win. ~ Molly Ivins

Well, look at what people are doing for returned veterans now. The wounded warriors. They’re working hard to make the wounded veterans feel that they are loved and welcomed home, unlike Vietnam. It was not a very kind, gentle world then. I think we are kinder and gentler. ~ Barbara Bush

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. ~ Henrik Ibsen

Honouring the sacrifices many have made for our country in the name of freedom and democracy is the very foundation of Veterans Day. ~ Charles B. Rangel

I am not a hero but the brave men who died deserved this honour. ~ Ira Hayes

Tragically, the effort to make America and the world safer and to defend freedom around the world is not without an enormous cost to this Nation in terms primarily of lost lives and those who bear the scars and the wounds of war, and their families who must bear these losses. ~  John Warner

Courage in danger is half the battle. ~ Plautus Courage

Perfect Valor is to do, without a witness, all that we could do before the whole world. ~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld

 America’s trying to do the best for its veterans.~ R. Lee Ermey

Our soldiers have nobly fought to protect freedom since our country’s birth, and have fought to protect those that could not protect themselves, even in foreign lands when called upon. ~ John Linder

Freedom Country Soldiers Birth The precondition to freedom is security. ~ Rand Beers 



True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost. ~ Arthur Ashe

The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war. ~ Douglas MacArthur

Duty, Honor, Country. Those three hallowed words reverently dictate what you ought to be, what you can be, what you will be. ~ Douglas MacArthur

Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death. ~ Sun Tzu

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty, that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. ~ Alexander Hamilton

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived. ~ George S. Patton

The only thing that makes battle psychologically tolerable is the brotherhood among soldiers. You need each other to get by. ~ Sebastian Junger

The veterans of our military services have put their lives on the line to protect the freedoms that we enjoy. They have dedicated their lives to their country and deserve to be recognized for their commitment. ~ Judd Gregg

But this Veterans Day, I believe we should do more than sing the praises of the bravery and patriotism that our veterans have embodied in the past. We should take this opportunity to re-evaluate how we are treating our veterans in the present. ~ Nick Lampson

On this Veterans Day, let us remember the service of our veterans, and let us renew our national promise to fulfil our sacred obligations to our veterans and their families who have sacrificed so much so that we can live free. ~ Dan Lipinski

Veterans Day Sayings

To all who have put their lives on the line in defence of the flat, thank you.

To our men and women in uniform, past, present, and future, God bless you and thank you.

For the veteran, thank you for bravely doing what you’re called to do so we can safely do what we’re free to do.

America must never forget your sacrifices.

Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it… it flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it.

To those in uniform serving today and to those who have served in the past, we honour you today and every day.

Home of the free because of the brave.

If you want to thank a soldier, be the kind of American worth fighting for.

Freedom is never free.

Veterans Day Sayings


For your bravery, hard work, and dedication to our country, we thank you.

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Fed Up Quotes and Sayings

Why does a person get fed up? When does a person get fed up? How can it be reduced? These are such a significant number of inquiries looked by individuals consistently. Fed up turned into a most common quote in the present life. Barely any individuals truly get exhausted, while few individuals attempt a ton and a great deal and after that get tired and surrender the work. Getting exhausted is very normal.

Fed Up Quotes and Sayings

People are fed up with seeing the same thing over and over. They want a qualitative change. ~ Amitabh Bachchan

Whenever I get fed up with life I love to go wandering in nature. ~ Andrea Arnold

I started coming to the U.S., they were offering me only the typical stereotypical roles: the drugged, the criminal, the gang member, or in the best-case scenario, the gardener or the cook. I was fed up with all these roles that were always the same. And I promised I would try to change the image of Latinos in Hollywood. ~ Eugenio Derbez

We believe only in deeds and acts and not in declarations. We are fed up with all those declarations, promises. ~ Ariel Sharon

One way to define spiritual life is getting so tired and fed up with yourself you go on to something better, which is following Jesus. ~ Eugene H. Peterson

We ain’t meant to survive, ’cause it’s set up, And even though you’re fed up, Huh, ya got to keep your head up. ~ Tupac Shakur

I just got so fed up with the bad vibes. I didn’t care if it was the Beatles; I was getting out. ~ George Harrison

The brunette phase just came about because I was fed up with this ‘Blonde Angel Image’. The rebel in me demanded a new colour. ~ Magdalena Neuner

 Historically, Alaska is a place that has attracted those fed up with conventionality.~  Bill O’Reilly

 I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in. ~ George McGovern

To be honest with you, I get a little fed up with actors who act crazy to make themselves more interesting. ~ George Eads

The people are fed up with the political class.~  Carly Fiorina

The only time I ever really consider retiring is when I get fed up with the press. Which is often.~ Marianne Faithfull

The first time I cut all my hair off was when I was 19. I just got fed up going to the salon every week. I’d had enough! On a whim, it was off. It’s low-maintenance.~ Lupita Nyong’o

The American record company Geffen got so fed up with me that they said they weren’t going to release my fourth record unless I gave it some title. So it was called ‘Security’ in America, and it had no title everywhere else in the world.~  Peter Gabriel

I get so fed up with the making of an album taking over my life – it’s all I can think about or talk about. You find yourself in a rut and lacking inspiration and it’s hard to get out of that because I’m working alone in the studio.~ Imogen Heap

They’re naughty, all those writers – they mess around with people. I know James Gandolfini got a bit fed up on ‘The Sopranos’: if he said anything in front of a writer, told them a story from his life, it could make its way into the script.~ Kelly Macdonald

Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious – it’s like it’s got a mind of its own. ~ Alexei Sayle

I like to joke that I probably hold the world record for rejection letters. Yes, the truth is that I was fed up of being rejected repeatedly, and self-publication was an act of defiance at traditional publishing. But life works in strange ways.~ Ashwin Sanghi

 Brexit was not a coup. Far from it. In the eyes of most analysts, it was a clear sign that people are frustrated and fed up with the status quo; this is particularly the case with independent voters. ~ Fabrizio Moreira

I’m fed up with the idiots… the ever-widening gap between people who know how to make movies and the people who green-light the movies. ~ Sean Connery

I’m fed up with being bossed around. ~ David Hockney

I am fed up with a system which busts the pot smoker and lets the big dope racketeer go free. ~ George McGovern

I got fed up of listening to bollocks. ~ Jeremy Paxman

I’m not at all fed up with British films, but I am fed up with playing upper-class people. ~ Kristin Scott Thomas

Would I have voted to leave the European Union? Yes, I would. My theory there is that Britain was fed up having won two World Wars against the Germans and had reached the boiling and breaking point of being told where to live and what to do by a bunch of bureaucrats in Belgium. It was out of that frustration that the vote to leave was made.~ Robin Leach

I understand why so many Americans are fed up with government. The 112th Congress was almost universally derided as the worst ever. It was the most polarized body since the end of Reconstruction, according to one study, and I grew embarrassed by its partisan bickering, inactivity, and refusal to address the vital challenges facing America.~ Olympia Snowe

I also get fed up with the fact that casting agents and directors have this impression of me as being frail and petite. I find it very patronizing. I’m quite beefy and strong. I was a gymnast in school and I have lots of muscles. ~ Helena Bonham Carter

I went through two pretty dark years being fed up with the system and frustrated with my own party after two disastrous elections in 2006 and 2008. ~ Jim DeMint

Our citizens are tired of big government raising their taxes and cooking up new ways to micromanage their lives, our citizens are tired of the big government killing jobs with their do-gooder policies. In short, the people are Fed Up! ~ Rick Perry

 I got fed up with academia and decided I would rather be a carpenter.~ Geoffrey Hinton

I got to the point where I was fed up with so many people telling me how and who I was supposed to be. ~ Estelle

We were so fed up with how we had to be the stereotypical girl who looks perfect in the music video: she’s coming out of the water in a bikini with her long tan legs. Not all of us are that girl. ~ Maddie Marlow


I got fed up with the human race, really. I got a very negative feeling about human potentials. And for a while, I thought I might write a book without any human beings in it whatsoever.~ Michel Faber

It’s hard to legislate what people eat. People are getting fed up with being told what they can and can’t do. It boils down to personal responsibility. People need to read labels, do their research and act accordingly. ~ Tom Douglas

There were always questions about my parents; I got so fed up with that. ~ Charlotte Gainsbourg

If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you’ll end up saying you hate them just because you’re so fed up with being asked all those stupid questions. ~ Billie Joe Armstrong

Weeks go by, and I don’t paint until finally, I can’t stand it any longer. I get fed up. I almost don’t want to talk about it, because I don’t want to become self-conscious about it, but perhaps I create these little crises as a kind of a secret strategy to push myself.~ Gerhard Richter

The truth is Floridians and Montanans have more in common than you might think. Both are fed up with partisan gridlock in D.C., and look to their state leaders to find common ground, pursue compromise, and move forward solutions that improve the health of their economy, their communities and their residents. ~ Steve Bullock

The people of Alabama are fed up. They are tired of politicians who lie to them, and they are sick of elected officials who’ve been in Washington so long they’ve forgotten why they ran in the first place. ~ Luther Strange

I think at some point there may be artists who will get fed up, and they deliberately want to use their art as a means to rock the waves a little bit. And instead of doing the status quo, they’ll deliberately go out to really make a change. I think Kendrick Lamar is an example of that. ~Ali Shaheed Muhammad



It wasn’t until I started to do ‘Poison River’ that the readership started falling. ‘Poison River’ started out very slowly and simply, but then it got really dense and complicated. I don’t know, I think the readers just got fed up or burned out. They started dropping off. ~ Gilbert Hernandez

Rock helps me communicate directly with the people because rock doesn’t lie, and people are fed up with lying politicians. ~ Amado Boudou

I was very restless. I really wanted to be a part of a kind of a progressive society. I was fed up with these Communist doctrines and you were hassled all the time with members of the Party committee who were KGB, what you have to do, wherein the West you can go or not go. ~ Mikhail Baryshnikov

I get quite fed up being on a film set day after day, six days a week. It can get to be a grind. ~ Josh Hartnett

The cutthroat avenues of rock ‘n’ roll, I am fed up with. I don’t want anything to do with it. ~Neil Young

Many, many years ago, I stood on the stage and told bad jokes and did Sophie Tucker as an impersonation, and nobody looked up; and suddenly, I looked down and said, ‘Sir, I’m getting fed up with you. Either you watch, or I’m going to suck your neck,’ or words to that effect, and suddenly people started to laugh.~ Don Rickles

I hate nightclubs, and I get fed up very quickly in crowded rooms. I enjoy being around people I know. ~ Hozier

 I got completely fed up with that Hollywood blockbuster mentality. I couldn’t take it seriously any longer. ~ Patrick Swayze

A lot of people have been overexposed. Where people are fed up. I pray that that never happens with me. ~ Michael Jackson

 People are fed up with the way things are. There is a lot of bitterness out there, a lot of anger about a lack of jobs and concerns for the next generation. ~ Gary Lineker

When I initially moved to the city, I had to stay in hotels for almost two years. I was fed up of that life, and it was then that I decided that I wanted a home in the city, so I shifted base permanently. ~ Rakul Preet Singh

I raced supremely well. I felt I was as well fitted to do it as I had ever been, and as perhaps I might ever be. I went climbing three weeks before because I was feeling fed up with running. ~ Roger Bannister

I myself am sometimes fed up with Hatta’s policies. Hatta and I sometimes bug each other, but omitting Hatta from the Proclamation Text… that is the action of a coward! ~ Sukarno

The people are fed up with their elected officials playing the blame game and treating their political counterparts as enemies. ~ Carl Lewis

I get fed up with plots that are driven by someone constantly getting information on a computer. ~ Liam Neeson

I was the guy who makes you scrub the latrine, the guy who makes you make your bed, the guy who screams at you for being late to work. The job requires you to be a mean, tough person. And I was fed up with it. I promised myself that if I ever got away from it, it wasn’t going to be that way any more. ~ Bob Ross

I left school at sixteen – I was fed up and restless. The only thing that interested me at school was English language and literature, but I didn’t have Latin, and so couldn’t go on to university. So I went to a few drama schools, not studying seriously; I was mostly in love at the time and tied up with that. ~ Harold Pinter

I got too fed up with films that didn’t make you think. I liked the idea of one that you’d have to be dancing around with. I like my mind to be engaged when I watch a film. ~ Guy Ritchie

‘Old Town Road’ came after a period of feeling like I was out of options. I was living with my sister. She was pretty much fed up with me being there. ~ Lil Nas X

Americans are fed up with how things are going in the country right now. They see more job losses, rising debt and plummeting home sales. They feel let down by a government that passes one 2,000-page, trillion-dollar law after another instead of focusing on addressing the problems Americans worry about every day. ~ Phil Gingrey

People were fed up with reality shows about midgets getting married and weird Jerry Springer talk shows. There had been a real dry spell of intelligent family-oriented viewing: the type of program that Mom, Dad and the kids can all watch together. With ‘Lost,’ there are just so many characters for people to invest in. ~ Evangeline Lilly

I think people are justifiably fed up of hearing migration talked about at the E.U. level but not seeing anything happen in practice. ~ Sebastian Kurz

Most people are fed up to the back teeth with the never-ending wrangle over Brexit. All they want is for a competent government to get on with it and deliver a great deal for everyone in the U.K. ~ Anna Soubry

I’ve done enough for a while and people get fed up of seeing you, but apart from that, although I’m young, I need a bit of rest. You could say I have become a house husband. It’s not a new man thing, it’s just largely a boring man who doesn’t mind staying in the house thing. ~ James McAvoy

I remember being 18 and being fed up with everything – fed up with society, fed up with the political system, fed up with myself – and then you kind of go, ‘Actually, this voting thing is amazing,’ because you have a chance to change it, right? ~ Cillian Murphy

 I think people in Botswana are pleased that my books paint a positive picture of their lives and portray the country as being very special. They’ve made a great success of their country, and the people are fed up with the constant reporting of only the problems and poverty of the continent. They welcome something which puts the positive side. ~ Alexander McCall Smith

I saw ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel.’ I liked it. I saw ‘The Fault in Our Stars,’ and I could see why young girls like it. But it dropped off like crazy in the second weekend. I liked ‘Fed Up’ – I love documentaries. I go to a lot of documentaries. ~ Rob Reiner

The thing about innovation is, where do you stop? There are movements across the world where people are asking restaurateurs to bring back the regular plate. So, yes, we are fed up of drinking out of shoes and eating out of hats.~ Ranveer Brar

 I’m moving to a point that I’m fed up with the N.C.A.A. dictation. ~ Brian Bosworth

I am utterly fed up with the respect we have been brainwashed into bestowing upon religion.~ Richard Dawkins

People are fed up with the career politicians who created this mess or failed to prevent it and neither was acceptable, and the only way we could change that was by sending a different type of person to Washington. ~ Ted Yoho

I just think people are fed up with people who are career politicians who don’t stand for anything. ~ Carlos Beruff

I didn’t want to be on the losing side. I was fed up with Jewish weakness, timidity and fear. I didn’t want any more Jewish sentimentality and Jewish suffering. I was sickened by our sad songs. ~ Lionel Blue

To those portions of the electorate fed up with politics, as usual, Mr Trump’s willingness to say just about anything and to improvise as he goes seems more refreshing and trustworthy than disqualifying. ~ Anand Giridharadas

People are fed up with something when it becomes more and more popular. ~ Jean Paul Gaultier

People are fed up with the various camps, they want to unite. ~ Naftali Bennett

 I just get so fed up with seeing the same things written about me. If I see the words ‘ice queen’ attached to me, I feel like banging my head against the wall. There’s this perception that I can only be in a film if I have a glass of champagne in my hand and a stately home in the background. ~ Kristin Scott Thomas

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The only time I ever really consider retiring is when I get fed up with the press. Which is often. ~ Marianne

People are fed up of formula films, and we are getting new space to experiment. ~ Rishi Kapoor

In the ’90s action pictures were all the rage. As a woman, I was fed up with them and I initially thought that the script was just another action film dressed up as a period piece.~ Madeleine Stowe

 Occasionally I get fed up, going to visit a factory, when I am being shown around by the chairman, who clearly hasn’t got a clue, and I try to get hold of the factory manager, but I can’t because the chairman wants to make sure he’s the one in all the photographs. ~ Prince Philip

I believe the people of Arizona and the people of America are fed up with the federal government. The bottom line is, is that they need to secure our borders. And in regards to Senate Bill 1070, what a disappointment! It hasn’t been divisive; it has united Arizona! It has united America! ~ Jan Brewer

Every university in America teaches ‘Clockwork Orange.’ I get fed up with it. ~ Malcolm McDowell

After writing for TV for a while, I got sort of fed up with all of the cancellations and the volatility in that industry. Also, you’re always writing for someone else’s character and story, and I really wanted to develop my own. ~ Kristin Gore

Washington politicians should not be treated any differently than any other American. That’s what people are fed up with. ~ Jason T. Smith

The hard part that I didn’t like about recruiting in college was, there were so many regulations. So many rules. It was so many layers to it in the recruiting that I just got fed up with it. ~ David Fizdale

The Gaza leadership is stuck in its rhetoric of revolution and resistance. But the people are fed up with their leadership.~ Isaac Herzog

And, in some ways, I like travelling, in other ways I’m sort of fed up by the whole notion. ~ Joe Sacco

You get fed up watching shows with not much care and love, reality programmes where they put people in a house for a fortnight and film them doing everything, or where participants arrive after lunch and do the programme at six. ~ Ronnie Corbett

When you’re a kid with artistic yearnings brought up in the Bronx, you don’t get fed up too easily. ~ Daniel Libeskind

Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious – it’s like it’s got a mind of its own. ~ Alexei Sayle

People are fed up with the politics where candidates just rip each other apart and then the voters lose in the end because no one really knows what anybody stands for.~ Dennis Kucinich

 I have to have everything. I have to have iPads. I’ve had I think every generation of iPod. I’ve had all the consoles at least once; I’ve had some of them twice. I get them and get fed up with them and get rid of them. ~ Kristian Nairn

People acquire a dog, don’t understand it, can’t train it, get fed up, and… offer it for adoption, hoping to pass on the problem to somebody else. But nobody wants a problem dog. ~ Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

People are fed up with broadcasters pushing the boundaries too far. ~ Tim Pigott-Smith

I’m personally fed up with people seeing women and girls cast as victims.~ Jane Goldman

 I’ve always looked at famous actors and hope that once they get a part that they have success in, they would reprise it every few years in the way a pop singer will reprise their hits. Like Bob Dylan singing ‘Blowin’ in the Wind’ until he’s fed up with it, finding different ways of doing it. ~ Mark Rylance

The Pentagon got fed up with its recruits getting ripped off by payday lenders and in 2007 got Congress to make it illegal to extend such loans to members of the military. But civilians remain fair game. ~ Timothy Noah 

I’m fed up with democracy. In a democracy, people vote for the mayors. I wanted to build a city where I will choose the citizens. ~ Emir Kusturica

We are fed up with complaints that Mexico is stealing jobs from U.S. manufacturing. We are part of the solution that has maintained competitiveness for the U.S. versus China. ~ Ildefonso Guajardo Villarreal

We here in Egypt are fed up with U.S. colonialism. ~ Nawal El Saadawi

I was fed up with being just plain Jane. ~ Jayne Meadows

Americans are fed up with these mandatory census surveys, and they’re asking us to stop the harassment. ~ Jeff Duncan

Stop Us Harassment Up Obama’s gift for delivering set-piece oratorical tours de force had special resonance to Americans fed up with a president who could hardly string two words together without a collision of syntax and whose idea of clever was the single entendre. ~ Tina Brown

I’m very intolerant and I get fed up with people easily. ~ Gary Numan

 We have more and more rules coming out of Europe telling us what to do, and I think people are getting a bit fed up with it. This was supposed to be a common market. I don’t remember them ever saying we would be governed by Brussels and become a satellite of Europe. ~ David Jason

I just got fed up with the Protestantism that I’d been brought up with being rubbed out, disregarded. There’s an awful lot of frailty and doubt about it, which I understand and share, but there are certain things you just have to acknowledge. ~ Melvyn Bragg

 I’m very bad at violence in real life. I can’t stand it. And I’m so fed up with crime novels that have too much violence. I can’t really do it. It’s unnecessary. ~ David Lagercrantz

People ask me all the time, ‘Are you fed up with reality TV?’ At the end of the day, it can affect my career in the sense that the more reality shows there are, the less scripted dramas out there, but I can’t ever really knock them. I started on ‘Popstars,’ which was a reality talent show. I have respect for them. ~ Josh Henderson

 I just started to write because I was fed up of not seeing the stories that I wanted, so I was like ‘Stop moaning and write something.’ ~ Noel Clarke

A lot of what you have seen with third-party groups – like the Tea Party – these folks are conservative, and they are fed up with people in Washington who are not working for them but against them. ~ Tim Griffin

Well, probably I was fed up with concrete poetry. There was a lot of bad concrete poetry and besides, it was confused with visual poetry which was completely different. ~ Ian Hamilton Finlay

Why should I ever get fed up talking about my father? He was a brilliant, colorful man who left us with thousands of memories. Most people remember his films, but I’ve got anecdotes and advice and episodes of real life tucked away inside my head. ~ Danny Huston

We only see female protagonists who are likeable, with one cute flaw, such as adorable clumsiness. I’m fed up with it. ~ Catherine Reitman

I think there is no future whatsoever in 3D. It does nothing to the grammar and syntax or vocabulary of cinema. And you get fed up with it in exactly 3 minutes. ~ Peter Greenaway

 I know that a ridiculous number of classic serials have been commissioned and that reviews show a reaction against them. The critics seem fed up. ~ Andrew Davies

 I am fed up with career politicians. I am tired of going into the voting booth and holding my nose to pick the least worst candidate on the ballot. ~ Todd Wilcox

 People are fed up of career politicians that keep changing like chameleons.~ Todd Wilcox

 I am fed up with men who use sex like a sleeping pill. ~ Toni Braxton

Bryan Burden Quotes


People didn’t suddenly wake up one morning and unanimously say ‘I’m fed up with midbudget dramas. I’m only going to see action tent poles from now on!’ ~ Alison Owen

I got fed up with being in bands. I spent a couple of years touring the country in a smoked filled band, doing lots of drugs and being really unhealthy. ~ Cliff Martinez

I was fed up with not being able to play a movie the way I wanted to play it.~ Jon Johansen

 I aspire to be the president of all Venezuelans. The message is clear. Venezuelans are fed up with confrontation, with division. ~ Henrique Capriles Radonski

I’m really fed up with all the credibility talk. A lot of times it seems to be more important than the music. Well, I guess for a lot of people it actually is. We don’t care for credibility. ~ Mark McGrath

 It’s weird, man. I’ve had a weird life, and I don’t want to end up on the dole. I’m fed up with the plumbing. And I think it would be good to be a little pop star again. ~ Brian Harvey

Like you, I’m fed up with business as usual in Washington. Send me to Congress, and I won’t tweak our broken system. I’ll shut it down. ~ Francine Busby

Well, I think women across Australia, particularly, are a bit fed up with this constant attack and belittling of women in politics, and particularly the role of a female as a prime minister. ~ Christine Milne

As you go along, you literally collect places. I’m fed up with going to places; I shan’t go to anymore. ~ Bruce Chatwin

He was fed up with people starving.~ Alton Swann

I was fed up with the situation I found myself in in the 1960s. I didn’t like being a barrister’s wife and going out to dinner with other professional people and dealing with middle class life. It seemed claustrophobic. ~ Caryl Churchill

After a decade I became fed up with the strobe because I had done almost everything once and I didn’t want to repeat myself. ~ Gjon Mili

You never get fed up scoring goals. ~ Alan Shearer

Whenever you are fed up with life, start writing: ink is the great cure for all human ills, as I have found out long ago. ~ C. S. Lewis

Birthday Wish and Massages for Uncle

Uncles are a standout among another individual in a kid’s life, they give it a second thought and sustain and they are progressive except if like a dad as well. The sort of adoration they give is so unadulterated and they can likewise leave length in dealing with us. Uncles are a significant piece of the family and their jobs are inconceivable. Having a distant uncle resembles having a solace, you will increase vivid consideration and just as abundance Love.

It’s your uncles birthday and you really need him to realize the amount he intends to you, you don’t have to overthink your brain so as to the get the correct message to send to him.

Birthday Wishes For Your Uncle

Happy Birthday, Uncle. Thank you for getting me the toys that my parents never would. I hope you have a good day today and a wonderful year ahead.

For my dearest uncle who I have always looked up to. Thank you so very much for always being there for me when I needed you. Happy Birthday.

To the person who taught me how to ride a bike and how to drive a car. I wish you blessings for this special day.

To my favourite uncle. Ok, so you are my only uncle, but you are still my favourite! Have a great day today and a wonderful year to come.

Blessings to my dearest uncle on his birthday. I hope that this day brings you nothing but happiness and this year nothing but good fortune.

Happy Birthday to you, Uncle. You were always a lot more fun than my father. But don’t tell him that! Have a wonderful day.

I am very lucky that you are my uncle. You were always there to lend a helping hand and to give good advice. Blessings for today and always.

To my uncle, sorry for behaving so badly when you had to babysit me. You really aren’t so bad. I hope you have a great birthday.

To my uncle, I want my nose back! Birthday blessings to the person who told the best puns and bad jokes. Have a wonderful day.

To the person, I could talk to about anything, and who I could trust to give me advice and support. I love you. Happy Birthday.

In many ways, you were more like my father than my uncle. I love you so much. Thank you for all you have done for me. Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday to you, Uncle. You were a father, a big brother, and a friend all bundled into one person. Happy birthday and blessings for the coming year.

To the person who always showed up at our house at dinner time or when there was something baking in the oven. Have a wonderful birthday.

To the greatest uncle, a person could have. I hope you have the best day ever as well as a happy and prosperous year to come.

I have been so very blessed to have you as my uncle. Enjoy your day today and much joy and happiness to you for the coming year.

It’s your birthday. I would have baked you a cake, but I was afraid the house would burn down with so many candles! Enjoy the day!

Happy Birthday, Uncle. Sometimes it is hard to express just how much you mean to me, but I love you. Have a great day and a wonderful year ahead.

To my favourite uncle, I wish the best for you today and every day. Blessings upon you for all that you have done for me throughout my life.

Happy Birthday to the world best uncle, you have been there for me since childhood and I can’t deny how much you mean to me Uncle. May your birthday be filled with lots of happiness uncle.

Happy Birthday Uncle, you have nurtured and care for me all through my life and I can’t measure how much you have done for my uncle. Happy birthday to the man after my heart.

You have stood as a father figure in my life and you have been a sweet uncle to me since my childhood. Happy birthday, uncle.

The way you love and care for my needs is immeasurable and I wonder if I could have anyone like you in my life. Happy birthday, Uncle.

 My childhood won’t have been so fun without you in it, no other love can be greater than the love you have shown me, uncle. Happy birthday to the world best Uncle.

I am happy to have someone like you in my life and more grateful that you not just a random person but an uncle to me. Happy birthday, Uncle.

The bond we share can never be broken uncle even as time passes by I will continue to love you more My sweetest uncle. Happy birthday.

You have never made me feel your absence in my life, even when you are not there with me physically, you have always proven that am always in your mind. Happy birthday, Uncle.

If there is an award for the best uncle on earth, am very sure you will be topping the chart. You are just one in a million uncle. Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday Uncle Wishes

Your footsteps are my map across the journey of life. Thank you for never giving up on me when I feel lost and lonely. You are my hero! Happy Wonderful Birthday Uncle!

I will forever cherish the days when you will adopt me to spend the weekends with my auntie and cousins. When we will go out to the beach or have a picnic and have fun! It makes me realize that I am truly blessed to have not just one, but two families to turn in to. These won’t be possible without your generous loving heart. Happy Birthday!

If someday, I would have nieces and nephews; I would definitely want to be an uncle, just like you – suave, funny, and overflowing with wisdom.

We are the sum of our memories. Whether sad or happy, of triumph or defeat, of wonder or magic. Uncle, you are a vital part of my life. You are responsible for the marvellous journey so far. Thank you!

I won’t settle for less. You taught me that lesson Uncle. Now, I will choose a guy who is deserving of me. Thank you, uncle, for such a wonderful lesson to carry on for the rest of my life.

Real superheroes don’t wear a cape. They are walking around in a polo shirt, a suit or just a plain white shirt around the neighbourhood. They chase away the monsters under our bed or pick us up when we fall off from our bike. They drop by our house and spend dinner with our family. Sometimes, we spend barbeque weekends with them. They are called uncles. They are the real superheroes.

When I feel like giving up on life’s challenges, you are there to cheer me on. The road ahead won’t be easy, I know. But you there. Everything will be alright because I know you got my back, uncle. Thank you for cheering me on always. Have a wonderful birthday Uncle!

Wishing you a great birthday uncle as you deserve only magnificent things in life for being an incredible person.

May this beautiful day be full of joy to this caring and amazing person in my life.

Happy birthday uncle and always remember that your presence makes my life so amazing.

You are like cookies and milk on a very bad day. You turn the day around. Happy Birthday, Uncle!

To the best moments shared with you. To the love you have given to me throughout these years. To the advices you have shared with me that kept my feet on the ground. To the times that you have pushed me to overcome myself. I know these words are never enough to measure the gratitude I have for having you around. I can only promise to carry on the legacy of greatness to my future nieces and nephews. Happy birthday to the most awesome uncle in the world!

Happy birthday to the best uncle in the world. My wish is for you to receive lots of birthday presents and to receive all the happiness in the world. Enjoy your day!

I am sending the best birthday wishes to a great friend who has one more year now to share with us.

Wishing you that you never be like the rest for you are one of a kind uncle.

Enjoy your day to the maximum my dearest uncle as you deserve it for being an incredible person.

Wishing you a day full of great dreams and may these dreams take you to your desired place.

No matter where I go in life, you will always be a cherished part of me. Wish you best birthday, uncle!

When my parents scold or ground me, I know that I will always have someone on my side. Thank you for spoiling me, uncle! Happy birthday!

Your heart has so much room for everyone that you even gave me such a big space to stay in. I am honoured and forever thankful. Happy awesome birthday Uncle!

In spite of your busy schedule, you still allot time for me just to make sure that I am doing alright. Thank you! Happy birthday uncle!

Clueless with changing a light bulb? Don’t know how to change tires? Stuck with how to ask that cute girl to the prom? I know that I always have my uncle to turn to with these or just about anything. Thank you for always being there. I wish wonderful birthday to my uncle! Stay awesome!

May we have more awesome moments together and more lessons to share and learn. Happy birthday, dear Uncle! You deserve the best!

In this special day, I wish you a great healthy body like Captain America, more cool gadgets to come like Iron Man, sexy locks like Thor and strength like the Hulk. Happy Birthday Super hero!

You are a blessing to my family. Having you around is a gift. Thank you for sharing your love. Have a wonderful new chapter ahead, uncle. Have a best birthday today!

Having you around is like a bright and sunny day. You chase the blues away. Happy birthday uncle!

During the times that I am tempted to give up, you were by my side, pushing me to dream and work harder. Thank you for tirelessly cheering me up when I need it the most. Enjoy you birthday, my awesome uncle!

A special day like this can’t go uncelebrated. Take out the wine. Bring home a cake. Let’s celebrate the joyous gift of your new chapter. Happy birthday, Uncle!

Every family won’t be the same without a cool and wonderful person like you. Your humor and wit makes every occasion so much fun. Cheers to your awesomeness! Happy birthday Uncle!

Not only you are my best man, you are also my confidante and my guru. You are never afraid of telling me the bitter truth about the world and you guide me patiently with your wisdom. Thank you for constantly looking out for me. Happy birthday Uncle!

This another great day to celebrate all the unique things that make you exceptional to us, as we do throughout the year.

I hope you party and have the best birthday for you are phenomenal to us.

I believe and therefore celebrate that am one of the lucky few with such amazing uncle.

Before the birthday party begins, ensure that you have your best smile as who are the funniest, crazy and warm-hearted uncle ever.

You are Sam and I am Frodo – you never gave up on me even if you have to carry me on your back to the highest mountain. You are Sam and I am Jon Snow – you never get tired on giving me soundly advises even when I am too stubborn to listen. You are Ron and I am Harry – No matter the circumstances, leaving me has never crossed your mind. I wish happiest birthday to favorite Uncle! Let’s have more epic adventures together. Stay awesome!

Uncles are like a cool Popsicle on a hot sunny day, they make you feel better even when you have a really bad day.

Being with you is like going to the beach. Your strength is the sand that gives me comfort. Your wisdom is the ocean that keeps me on the right track. Your love is the cool sea breeze that calms my heart. Happy birthday, Uncle! Thank you for just being you!!

Every family won’t be the same without a cool and wonderful person like you. Your humour and wit makes every occasion so much fun. Cheers to your awesomeness! Happy birthday Uncle!

Not only you are my best man, you are also my confidante and my guru. You are never afraid of telling me the bitter truth about the world and you guide me patiently with your wisdom. Thank you for constantly looking out for me. Happy birthday Uncle!

This another great day to celebrate all the unique things that make you exceptional to us, as we do throughout the year.

I hope you party and have the best birthday for you are phenomenal to us.

I believe and therefore celebrate that am one of the lucky few with such amazing uncle.

Before the birthday party begins, ensure that you have your best smile as who are the funniest, crazy and warm-hearted uncle ever.

You are Sam and I am Frodo – you never gave up on me even if you have to carry me on your back to the highest mountain. You are Sam and I am Jon Snow – you never get tired on giving me soundly advices even when I am too stubborn to listen. You are Ron and I am Harry – No matter the circumstances, leaving me has never crossed your mind. I wish happiest birthday to favorite Uncle! Let’s have more epic adventures together. Stay awesome!

Uncles are like a cool Popsicle on a hot sunny day, they make you feel better even when you have a really bad day.

Being with you is like going to the beach. Your strength is the sand that gives me comfort. Your wisdom is the ocean that keeps me on the right track. Your love is the cool sea breeze that calms my heart. Happy birthday, Uncle! Thank you for just being you!!

Happy Birthday Messages & Quotes For Uncle

You have treated me just the way, you will have taken care of your own child, you know my need even before I ask, what other Love can be greater. Happy birthday, uncle.

If I am to tell the world how great and super you are uncle I could go on and on till words fail me.

Happy Birthday to the man who knows my fear and happiness, the man who has been by my side from birth. Happy birthday to the sweetest Uncle.

I am happy to know you will always be by my side, I am more happy to know you are always here to guide me from my wrongdoings. Happy birthday my uncle.

I know the greatest love is from above but I know the kind of love I have for you uncle can’t be measured. Happy birthday super uncle.

To me you are a superstar, you are the strongest and the most energetic. You are the best among millions. Happy birthday My superhero.

Birthday comes ones in a year and today is another birthday of yours which needs to be celebrated in a grand form because you are such an angel in human form. Happy birthday, uncle.

You have always inspired me to do better for myself and you are always here for me even when it’s inconvenient for you. I love you so much, uncle. Happy birthday.

Funny Birthday Messages For Uncle

Wishing my dearest uncle a fabulous birthday. Uncle, ignore the new wrinkle on your face and party like there’s no tomorrow. Enjoy your day.

Dear uncle, on your special day, my wish for you is that sorrow steer clear of you like an illegal immigrant from President Trump.  Happy birthday.

No matter how old you have become today, may you take solace in the fact that you are still way younger than the world’s oldest man. Have a blast!

As you celebrate your birthday, dear uncle, please don’t let the fact that you are ageing bring you down. If you do, it’s going to be pretty hard getting back up. Happy birthday.

They say that good people don’t live long on the earth. Uncle, if that is the case, then that makes you worse than all the most infamous outlaws of the Wild West put together.

Dear uncle, despite the fact that you are swiftly getting closer to reaching the top of the hill, takes solace in the fact that you are not buried under it. Happy birthday.

Today is your Big Day! Forget about getting old and enjoy today and party hard like tomorrow will never come. And if tomorrow eventually comes, then you can just call work and lie that you aren’t feeling well.

I bet it is days like these that you wish you had a fountain of youth somewhere in your backyard. But fountain or no fountain, we are surely going to have a blast today. Happy birthday!

Today is an awesome day because it is your Big Day, uncle, and my prayer for you on this fine day is that God gives you the mind and strength to ignore the fact that you are ageing. In addition to that, may He give you the strength to party all night long? Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to my uncle who has vowed never to grow old. If everybody in the world was like you, then companies that manufacture anti-aging creams would be out of business.

Happy birthday to you and that new wrinkle of yours. Today, you are officially an old man. Enjoy old age in style!

Happy birthday, uncle. As you make your journey towards becoming the world’s oldest uncle, you deserve nothing but a fabulous birthday celebration today.

As you are getting older, remember that your white hair is going to be getting more. Remember never to touch my dye cause I want the whole world to know that you are now an old cargo. Happy birthday, uncle.

Uncle today is your birthday, remember not to oversleep so you won’t wake up only to discover your birthday was yesterday. Happy birthday sweetest Uncle.

Happy Birthday, an uncle, hope you are wearing you spectacle cause you might think tomorrow is your birthday. I love you uncle.

Mummy said we are going to be fasting today because you have eaten all the whole food meant to use in celebrating your birthday and how we have to pray for a miracle. Happy birthday, uncle.

As you are getting older am happy to know that your hands are now going to be getting weak to beat me, am happy to know I can sit on your Tommy the way I want. Happy birthday sweet uncle.

Happy Birthday to the man who never get tired of me and who accepted my flaws wholeheartedly. You are the best Uncle.

Prayer Birthday Messages For Uncle

Uncle as Today marks the beginning of another face in your life, the blessing of the Lord will never depart from you till the end of your time. Happy birthday, uncle.

Happy Birthday, uncle. I pray that the Lord God almighty will break every protocol for your sake, you will sing a new song and the whole world will rejoice with you.

Happy Birthday, uncle, I pray the Lord will meet all your needs, whatever your heart so much desire will be granted. I love you, uncle.

Happy Birthday, uncle, henceforth you will move from glory to glory. Miracle will speak for you in top places and success will come knocking at your door. Stay blessed my lovely uncle.

No matter where you find yourself, the lord almighty will be there for you and he will cause you to succeed in your endeavours. Happy birthday, uncle.

Today heaven is rejoicing cause the favour which the lord has open for you can’t be measured. Henceforth be happy because you are about to sing a new song. Happy birthday, World best uncle.

May the sweet things of the world come your way, whatever you have labor for will not go sore and from today hence Goodness and mercy shall follow you. Happy birthday, world best uncle.

May the remaining years of your life be the best of your life. Whatever you have not been able to acquire in the past year shall come your way easily. Happy birthday My Uncle.

Whatever you do in life shall be granted a favour, your past life will speak better for you and you’re present shall be an accomplishment. May God open way for you. Happy birthday, Uncle.

Inspirational Birthday Messages For Uncle

Happy Birthday uncle, your aspirations towards success is inspiring and the way you have carried your head so high as help us to know what success means.

Keep doing your work with an open heart and see how things start working together for good just for your uncle. Happy birthday My treasure.

Don’t Be sad about what you don’t have but instead be grateful about today cause it’s evidence that great things are coming your way. Happy birthday, uncle.

You are my role model, my strength in the weakest hour and source of happiness in the bright moment. Your success story has been an inspiration to us. Happy birthday, Uncle.

No mountain is too high to climb if you put your mind and soul into it. Your success is near uncle just be more courageous. Happy birthday, uncle.

I am happy to know you will always be by my side, I am more happy to know you are always here to guide me from my wrongdoings. Happy birthday my uncle.

Today is the day you are born, I pray that today will bring you all the best wishes therein and you will sing a great song of success. Happy birthday My uncle. I love you immersive.

Lovely Birthday Messages For Uncle

Turning 40 is surely one of the best moments of life since it is the time in the average person’s life when things finally begin to make sense. Happy 40th birthday.

To my incredible uncle who is turning 40 today, I wish you a lifetime of happiness. I can’t believe how awesome you make 40 looks. Stay blessed, and have an awesome birthday celebration.

A happy 40th birthday to my super cool uncle. Some of the best memories in my life include times spent with you, dear uncle. May your life be blessed with great happiness.

Finally, you have reached the magical age of 40. I pray that you continue to live your inspiring life to the fullest – accompanied by happiness and good health

On your 50th birthday, I just want to thank you for being a great second father to me. My love for you will never expire! Have a wonderful birthday celebration, dear uncle.

I am so lucky to have been blessed with an uncle who inspires me every single day. Someday I hope to inspire other people just like you have inspired me. Happy 50th birthday, dear uncle.

You have always been such a wonderful and inspiring figure in my life, dear uncle. As you mark your 50th birthday, I just want to thank you for teaching me some of the most important lessons in life. Happy birthday, uncle. God bless you.

My wish for you on your 50th birthday is that you enjoy every bit of this extraordinary phase of life in good health, prosperity and sheer happiness. Happy 50th.

I wish you a cheerful 50th birthday, dear uncle. May you continue to be a shining star in our lives.

Throughout my life, you have been an awesome father figure and a great role model. Happy 60th birthday.

Thank you for contributing immensely in shaping me into the man/woman that I have grown up to become. Honestly, I wouldn’t have been able to get to this level that I have gotten to in life had it not been for your presence in my world. On your 60th birthday, I just want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart. God bless you.

Wow, uncle! I can’t believe you are 60 already, yet you keep going strong. You are really blessed. Have a fabulous birthday.

Gone are the days when 60 meant 60. Today 60 is the new middle age. So enjoy yourself, uncle, and have so much fun as you embrace this awesome milestone in your life.

You are the sweetest person I have ever come in contact with all my life. You mean more than the world itself to me, uncle. Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday to my mirror, as each day passes I see more of myself in you. You are a real superhero.

To me you are more than just a family, you are a friend and a companion. The world best uncle Happy Birthday to you.

 I wish heart can be open so you will be able to see for yourself how special and lovely you are to me. Words can’t describe my unending love for you. Happy birthday, Uncle.

Your heart is so pure that sometimes I wonder how you do the things you do. Even after everything life has thrown at you, you remain the ever happy young man that you have always been. Happy birthday to the happiest man I know.

I love you beyond words, an uncle that is more of a father to me. You are strong and bold. Happy birthday to the ever-shining young, vibrant star that I know.

You will always remain a great man in my heart and I will always treasure your existence even after you are gone. Be happy because today is specially made for your uncle. Happy birthday to a King.

To me, you are the brightest star that heaven has ever created. Happy birthday My lovely uncle.

Happy Birthday to the man who never get tired of me and who accepted my flaws wholeheartedly. You are the best Uncle.

You have treated me just the way, you will have taken care of your own child, you know my need even before I ask, what other Love can be greater. Happy birthday, uncle.

If I am to tell the world how great and super you are uncle I could go on and on till words fail me. Happy birthday, uncle.

Happy Birthday to the man who knows my fear and happiness, the man who has been by my side from birth. Happy birthday to the sweetest Uncle.

I know the greatest love is from above but I know the kind of love I have for you uncle can’t be measured. Happy birthday super uncle.

Birthday comes ones in a year and today is another birthday of yours which needs to be celebrated in a grand form because you are such an angel in human form. Happy birthday, uncle.

You have always inspired me to do better for myself and you are always here for me even when it’s inconvenient for you. I love you so much, uncle. Happy birthday.

You are there to guide me when I took my first step and till today you have never forsaken me. I can’t love you less uncle. Happy birthday My Hero.

Happy Birthday to the man who has fulfilled his role in my life and has done much more than I could ever imagine for me. Am happy to have you right here with my uncle. Happy birthday.

You mean more than Gold or silver to me. You have been a good example of what a true family should be. I love you, uncle. Happy birthday.

Birthday comes ones every year, so we have to make the best use of our day, so therefore we are going to be celebrating today in grand form cause you deserve so much loved uncle. Happy birthday My lovely Uncle.

If I begin to count how much you mean to me and my household uncle, I am very sure I am going to lose counts. You are a treasure. Happy birthday my world.

As years pass by I wonder how you manage to keep fit and remain as handsome as ever. You look bright each passing year. Happy birthday dear Uncle.

To me you are a superstar, you are the strongest and the most energetic. You are the best among millions. Happy birthday My superhero.

If I am permitted I could paint the world red just to let everyone know that a day like this a king was born. Happy birthday, Uncle.

Happy Birthday, sweetheart, heaven is rejoicing today cause a king who God Loves the most is celebrating his day. Happy birthday to great virtue.

My wishes for you today are blessing, prosperity, promotion, success and power to do great and wonderful things. Happy birthday sweet uncle.

Today I pray that God continues to give you long life to be able to explore the world. You will never know sorrow and your happiness will not know boundaries. Happy birthday sweet uncle.


On this day a great king was born. Happy birthday to you, uncle. You’re the king of my world.

My childhood years were golden simply because I was blessed with a wonderful uncle like you. You are my hero, and you’ll always be. Happy birthday.

Dear uncle, I appreciate the great distances you go to put smiles on my face. You have always been a great blessing in my life, and for that, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. Happy birthday.

Sending very warm birthday wishes to an uncle who deserves nothing but pure happiness all his life for all the wonderful things he has done in my life. Have a fabulous birthday, and may you continue to positively touch lives around you.

God made you my uncle and me your niece/nephew, but we ended up becoming the best of pals. I hope you enjoy every moment of this great day of yours. Happy birthday, my dear.

May the days and years ahead of you be filled with love, peace and happiness. Have a fabulous celebration today, dear uncle. Happy birthday.

If all nephews/nieces were fortunate to have been blessed with uncles like you, what a lovely place this world would be. Happy birthday, uncle. There will always be a special place reserved for you in the cell of my heart.

Our family is the luckiest in the world simply because we have a wonderful person like you. Happy birthday, uncle. May your Big Day be as beautiful as your heart.

Thank you for loving me and being such a wonderful figure in my life. I still can’t believe how lucky I am to have a great man like you as an uncle. May God forever bless your life. Happy birthday.

Dear uncle, I can never thank you enough for teaching me to always believe in myself. Your priceless guidance, advice and love are responsible for forming me into the proud man/woman I am today. Thank you so much, uncle. Happy birthday.

Birthday wishes for uncle from niece

I always look forward to the days when you come over the house with a cup of delicious Starbucks Frappuccino in hand. The coffee is just a bonus. The stories and advice you will share are the highlights of the day. Thank you for those wonderful moments and the coffee. Why not bring a bag of doughnuts with it next time? Cheers to you, uncle! Happy Birthday!

You are cooler than James Bond. Your charms are second to none. You have a quick wit like Jason Bourne. But your wisdom is one-of-a-kind. You are definitely more handsome than Brad Pitt. Only because it is your birthday. Cheers, uncle! Enjoy this special day, your beloved niece!

Thank you for all the times that you are there when my parents are away. Thank for the times that you helped me out solve an agonizing puzzle in my game. Thank you for the coaching me the right words to say during the first date. Thank you, uncle, for simply being around in the crossroads of my life. Happy birthday to you!

Here’s the warmest birthday wishes to an incredible uncle. I truly believe that the future is preparing something very great for you. I love you and happy birthday from your niece!

Dearest uncle, I would like to wish you lots of happiness, luck, good health and love. You deserve all these great things in your life, happy birthday!

My dear uncle, words are not enough to describe the happiness I have felt to see you happily celebrating your 80th birthday with us. I wish you all the best, happy birthday!

Birthdays are truly amazing. They happen only once in a year and this is why they truly are special, especially if it’s the birthday of a special person like you. Have a happy birthday uncle! Thanks for everything.

Dearest uncle, I would like to thank you for all your support and for helping me when I no longer have a father figure to look up to. Happy birthday and I wish you only the best!

I would like to wish you all the best things in life on your birthday. Thank you for your love, care and support. Have a wonderful birthday my dear uncle.

Hey, look at you my dear uncle. You have survived another year in life and I hope you will survive several years more. I love you so much. best wishes from niece who loves you the most!

Happy birthday dearest uncle. I wish that you would be as healthy and alive as you are now. I hope that all your wishes will come true. I love you!

Here’s the warmest birthday wishes to my favorite uncle. May your special day be as amazing as you are! Happy birthday from favorite niece!

You have always been there for me. Because of that I want to say thank you my respected uncle!

Whole world respect you my uncle and we love you. Have a best birthday today!

When my father wasn’t there, you have been. I use this special day to say I love you and respect you for all you have done.

If I could chose my uncle you would be the one. I am sending you my warm birthday wishes straight from my heart, love you.

My respect has to be eared and you have well eared it. Happy birthday to my well respected uncle!

I want to say how much I appreciate my uncle with these best wishes for health and happiness!

Dear uncle, please accept my sincere and caring birthday wishes, your beloved nephew.

When I think of how much you have helped us in life, I could never ever repay you. Thank you and and enjoy this special day with heartfelt wishes from your nephew.

Never could have thought that I could love someone more in this life, but you my uncle have proven me wrong. Thank you for you help and love you provided to us, have a great birthday my respected uncle.

Rest in Peace Quotes, Messages and Sayings

Losing a friend or family member is never easy. Actually, research and studies have demonstrated that grieving the demise of a friend or family member is one of the most dominant stressors for people are presented to. Demise and catastrophe carry with them a melancholy vibe that appears to deplete out all the enjoyment throughout everyday life. Everything all of a sudden esteems distressing and the world stops at that time. Managing to pass is considerably harder. Refusal, stun, outrage and anguish are just a couple of the heap of feelings that plague the individual in this spot.

RIP Quotes

No mother wants to hear her son say he’s gay. Those two words rip the picture of a daughter-in-law and grandchildren into pieces. I felt sorry for my mom and wanted her to know everything was going to be all right. But then she said, ‘I don’t really care, Johnny, as long as I know that you are going to be happy.’ ~ Johnny Weir

I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children. ~Mike Tyson

When I fight someone, I want to break his will. I want to take his manhood. I want to rip out his heart and show it to him. ~Mike Tyson

During crazy times, I just hold back. People are so quick to jump on something or rip it apart.~ Shawn Mendes

The weeds keep multiplying in our garden, which is our mind ruled by fear. Rip them out and call them by name. ~ Sylvia Browne

rip quotes

If you ever see The Rock working out in the gym, don’t think you can just go up and disturb his workout and expect him to take a picture. He’s there to work, so kindly just pass the silverback on by or he’ll rip your face off. ~ Dwayne Johnson

We have to put an end to the culture of selfishness and corruption that allows greedy Wall Street banks and executives to rip off working people without any consequences. ~Tulsi Gabbard

I think, make it as beautiful as you can, and then rip it away. That’s my sadistic thought as a storyteller. ~ Julie Plec

Beautiful You Think Thought I don’t use a stylist. I know what I like, so I do it myself. I rip things out from fashion magazines. It’s easy to order when the phone number is right on the page.~ Aerin Lauder

Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It’s all lies. I have never laid a finger on her. ~ Mike Tyson

If space is a fabric, then of course fabrics can have ripples, which we have now seen directly. But fabrics can also rip. Then the question is what happens when the fabric of space and time is ripped by a black hole? ~ Michio Kaku

When Ford sells a car, a dealer isn’t allowed to take out the engine and put a different one in. When a newsstand sells the Washington Post, no one can go to the newsstand and pay them to rip out the classified section and put their own classified section in – if they could, they would do so. ~ Bill Gates

I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes. ~ Karen McDougal

We the people are sick and tired of the criminalization of immigrants, sick to our hearts to see Trump’s family separation policies rip families apart across our country.~ Pramila Jayapal

People should just buy a CD and rip it. You are legal then. Bill Gates You People Legal Just I’m on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I’m gonna rip it off. ~ Ellen DeGeneres

Theatre in New York is nearer to the street. In London, you have to go deep into the building, usually, to reach the place where theatre happens. On Broadway, only the fire doors separate you from the sidewalk, and you’re lucky if the sound of a police car doesn’t rip the envelope twice a night. ~  Tom Stoppard

What makes a champion great is how he dethrones the guy before him. Look at Mike Tyson against Trevor Berbick and how he crushed him. You have to rip the title away from him. ~ Anthony Joshua

Once I turned 40, I stopped giving a rip about my detractors, the people who say nasty things. It’s more candid and honest than it would have been. I share my failures, which is important. ~ Gretchen Carlson

You may not like the idea of putting money into a home when you’re moving out. But it’s demanded by the market. You need to show it off. You don’t have to rip out the kitchen and bathroom. But maybe replace the tiles or the countertops. Get professional advice. ~ Barbara Corcoran

I’m not classically trained or anything, but I’ll rip up a dance floor. ~ Beau Mirchoff

Banks can send big corporate payments through existing channels or send a small payment through Ripple. They don’t have to rip out existing infrastructure; they can use Ripple to make the transactions more profitable or more efficient. ~ Chris Larsen

 It’s like being in a trance-like I get this electric current through my fingertips. Sometimes I shake. People say I look like Hendrix when I’m about to rip a solo because I move my shoulders like he does and does the chewing. ~ Tash Sultana 

When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and what they were doing and talk about how everyone in Colorado’s a redneck with a gun and all this stuff. ~ Trey Parker

You can’t itch on the prosthetic, or else you will rip it, and it’s really expensive. ~ Jacob Tremblay

Accidents happen, whether they’re car accidents, friendly fire, drug overdoses. Accidents happen, and they’re tragic. It’s like a bomb that goes off and pieces of shrapnel rip into the flesh of the family. It’s the families that need the compassion, because everywhere they walk, every day, someone reminds them of their loss.~James Belushi

It’s easier to rip somebody to shreds while you’re making them laugh. Wanda Sykes You Laugh Somebody Them You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I’m coming after you and taking back what’s mine. ~Billy Mays

I love making shorts out of jeans or customizing denim. Basically, I like to rip and distress things… I love that look. ~Hailey Baldwin

I actually have a fear of the water because I nearly drowned. I got caught in a riptide, and I wasn’t a good swimmer because that was when I was emigrating from England to Australia. ~ Naomi Watts

RIP Messages

I was always pretty decent at fast stick work or doing stuff that seems impressive that’s not really; I was pretty tasteful and had good ideas musically. But I had a terrible sense of tempo, which is like being a blind painter. The conductor would just rip into me, and it lasted for years. ~Damien Chazelle

Rip Rig & Panic was a milestone for me, and I’ve always been really thankful that I did that when I was 16. It saved me for when I suddenly became really successful later on. So even when my head’s been spinning like a banshee, my feet still feel held down to the ground. ~ Neneh Cherry

Rip Rig + Panic that I joined, they were really influenced by jazz and blues and punk. So I think what happened from punk, which was kind of DIY, was that it created a kind of creative place that was kind of without limits, in a way. ~ Neneh Cherry

If someone does something illegal on Twitter – like incite hatred, or make racist remarks, or threaten to rip someone’s intestines out if they insult Justin Bieber – then there has to be some way of censuring them.~ Tony Parsons

If someone else made ‘Up in the Air’ or ‘Thank You For Smoking’ or ‘Juno,’ I would have wanted to rip their head off. I need that same sort of passion for every project I take on. ~ Jason Reitman

Plots and character don’t make life. Life is here and now, anytime you say the word, anytime you let her rip. ~ Henry Miller

Now I wrote ‘The River’ practically trying to rip off every lick that James Taylor had, so it was neat to hear him sing those lyrics because that’s who inspired you to write them. ~ Garth Brooks

I try to write like the writers I admire – I rip them off in form. It comes from George Strait and Merle Haggard records, and country music in general is really good at that, the twisted phrase… So I’m always looking for that angle in my own work.~ Brad Paisley

The worst thing in the world that can happen to you if you’re an engineer that has given his life to something is for someone to rip it off and put their name to it. ~ Tim Cook

I’d get kicked out of buildings all day long, people would rip up my business card in my face. It’s a humbling business to be in. But I knew I could sell and I knew I wanted to sell something I had created. I cut the feet out of those pantyhose and I knew I was on to something. This was it. ~ Sara Blakely

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they’d laugh at it. ~ Don Rickles

 The people who were learning from me tended to be more commercial performers who were gonna rip off the salient idea to do it in a way that will sell, but they weren’t going for the music. ~ Iggy Pop

In art or architecture, your project is only done when you say it’s done. If you want to rip it apart at the eleventh hour and start all over again, you never finish. I was one of those crazy creatures. ~ Maya Lin

Back in the days, we had to work with a shoestring budget. We had a movie screen, and we’d show movie trailers on them, and then we’d rip through it and started playing. Now we have a little money to play with to do a cool stage set. ~ Glenn Danzig

The main message of Climate Revolution is that climate change is caused by the rotten financial system we’ve got, designed to create poverty and rip off any profits for a small amount of rich people. Meanwhile, it destroys the earth. ~ Vivienne Westood

Libraries are the one American institution you shouldn’t rip off. ~ Barbara Kingsolver

In the music business, to survive for so long, you have to be able to cut off from your emotions sometimes. And being a father, you’re faced with that situation. I know that my father was, with me. I understand why he had to be distant because to rip yourself away, time after time, is almost more devastating. ~ Rufus Wainwright

My favourite thing to do is rip the covers off a script when reading for writers to hire and make everybody read without names on the covers of the script. I can’t tell you how many times my writers, women and men, will pick people of color and women much more often than they would with a cover on the script. ~ Shonda Rhimes

When you are challenging for the world title, you’ve got to go into the lion’s den to try and rip that belt away from the champion. ~ Naseem Hamed

Every time you have to come up with a new body of work for a new show, you’re aware that people are just ready to rip you apart, they’re just waiting for you to fall or make the slightest trip up. ~ Cindy Sherman

Record companies would rather you stay dumb, not even think of it as a business, so they can either rip you off or get you out of the way in five years to make way for the new groups. ~ George Clinton

I support Alice Waters in her desire that there be a vegetable garden at the White House. I don’t think they should rip up the Rose Garden, because that’s something that I love. They should probably dig up another patch and grow some vegetables there.~ Martha Stewart

One of my favourite modern American authors is Denis Johnson. I’m deeply inspired by all of his work – I rip him off constantly. ~ Conor Oberst

A lot of the things you see in science fiction revolve around black holes because black holes are strong enough to rip the fabric of space and time. ~ Michio Kaku

Science Time You Black My workouts are based on very heavy, fast movements using weights, the science behind it being that the faster you move a weight, the more fast-twitch fibres you rip and then repair. ~ Eddie Hall

Science You Behind Fast Somebody could take a picture of me from across the room, and I would feel like I wanted to rip their face-off.~ Evangeline Lilly

When I’m playing live, I’ll rip out a ballad from my album, and I’ll play that solo on the piano, which feels really good because it kind of takes me back to when I was younger. ~ Daya

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us. ~ Trey Parker

My cousin, Rip Torn, persuaded me not to change my name. You shouldn’t change what you are in the search for success. ~ Sissy

Since 9/11, the Bush administration has used that tragic event as a justification to rip up our constitution and our civil liberties. And I honestly believe that one or two 9/11s, and martial law will be declared in our country and we’re inching towards a police state. ~ Michael Moore

I did a shoot with massive iguanas in Costa Rica when I was modelling back then. They were like little dinosaurs, and they sat right across my arms and by my face. The guy told me not to make any sudden movements because they had enormous claws. The guy said he would rip my skin if he attacked. ~ Olga Kurylenko

It’s so easy to just rip someone’s work apart. Sara Bareilles Work Someone Easy Just Lets be honest: I’m an athlete, not an entertainer as much. So as an athlete, I am a guy who likes the physical confrontation of the football field. I like playing nose-guard; I like having two 350 pound guys trying to rip my head off. ~ Bill Goldberg

My older brother Joel became an art teacher; my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer and singer and actor himself. ~ Billy Crystal

I just have to have trust in my guys to make plays. I play at a confident, fast pace, and when I like something, I take it. I rip it. ~ Carson Wentz

Yeah, nothing feels better than knowing that I can put a guitar in my hands at any time and rip – even when I’m taking a crap! ~ Dimebag Darrell

When I’m in the studio, I just let it rip. That’s my process. I get in the booth, and whatever is on my mind at the time, I just go off and say it. ~ Jason Derulo

I am going to try to rip the economic guts out of Indiana. But we’re going to do it methodically and aggressively.~ Bruce Rauner 

In prison, you’re issued a number of sanitary pads per month. And many times, even when you’re issued a number of sanitary pads, the guards will just come in and rip your room apart, rip your locker apart and take them. ~ Susan Burton

Once you start writing something obsessively, it’s almost like someone has to rip it from your hands in order for you to put it down. ~ Mike Birbiglia

He knows I rip him off every day. He’s the godfather for me. Nobody can say they aren’t influenced by what Stevie Wonder has done. ~ Brian McKnight

 My surfboard is a 7-foot-3-inch spoon made by Rip Curl, kind of between a longboard and a shortboard. Surfing brings me into the here and now. It’s a dance with the present. ~ Mark Ruffalo

As much as I want to go out and tour every single day and I’m ready to rip it right now, there are five people in the band, there are five people who’ve evolved and grown and there are five people who have to get on the same page and want the same things, and it takes a lot to tour.~ Fred Durst

Day People Go Things When you run for president, and become president, they just rip you apart. Every facade of privacy that you have is gone. I think everybody believes that, to some extent, you can maintain privacy. And I think, in the end, everybody gets proven wrong. ~ James Carville

 I’m not saying anything to denigrate ‘Criminal Minds’; that’s a great show. I just didn’t appreciate it anymore. I appreciate those people, but I realized my heart wasn’t in and I needed to go because plenty of people would rip their arm off to be on that show, so they should be. ~ Paget Brewster

I will embarrass my kids to their core. I will threaten to show up in hot pants and a tube top. Their dad will drive me. And he’ll let me and my friend Lisa get pretty drunk in the backseat, and we will come into that party and just rip it up. ~ Melissa McCarthy

Me Hot Drive Drunk Every time the Tories get a bit of power, they rip off all the things I love… The mining industry. Milk. ~ Rhys Ifans

Route 192 is its own thing, and you can’t find that anywhere else. The colours and shapes of the buildings, the way that all the small businesses in a way feed off of the parks and sort of rip off the themes of Disney – you’re not going to find that anywhere else. ~ Sean Baker

You’ll never find a Manchester band slagging off another Manchester band, but within each Manchester band, people will rip each other apart: Mondays, Smiths, New Order, Roses, Oasis. ~ Ian Brown

The difficulty for the Government is there’s this ideological straitjacket of the market will provide, let the market rip and everything will work out… It’s back to trickle-down economics, which, it’s plain to see, have not delivered. ~ Frances O’Grady

The dominant economic approach of the last thirty years is now on its last legs. Letting the market rip and indifference to inequality are now seen as important causes of the greatest economic crash since the 1930s. ~ Frances O’Grady

 I try to write very fast. I don’t revise very much. I write the poem in one sitting. Just let it rip. It’s usually over in twenty to forty minutes. I’ll go back and tinker with a word or two, change a line for some metrical reason weeks later, but I try to get the whole thing just done. ~ Billy Collins

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today. ~ Tre Cool

If someone pulls me down, I pull them down, as I don’t feel I should live my life in the way other people want me to. If they have a problem with my films, I can rip off their films, be it comedy or their family dramas, which are low on content and have over-theatrical acting. ~ Emraan Hashmi

Let’s say there was a fat guy heckling me. I would rip him to shreds, but I would never go for the obvious, never talk about how he’s fat or anything. ~ Judah Friedlander

 We will ensure the interests of both the East and the West in Belarus. Don’t try to rip us apart; don’t try to make us collide with Russia or with the West. ~ Alexander Lukashenko

I don’t have a hard and fast rule about dignity. I’m concerned about being treated with respect, but if I make my own choices and kind of let ‘er rip, I will. ~ Leslie Nielsen

Many of us endure pain in the service of beauty every single day. We rip off our hair with hot wax, jam our soft skin into modern-day corsets, and burn our scalps with dyes. ~ Rachel Simmons

I knew I wanted to play ‘Dr Cox’ really bad, which is always a huge mistake because as soon as you want something really bad, maybe you rip up a little bit. ~ John C. McGinley

I wanna be bad sometimes – I wanna rip everything apart, -but it comes on less and less. Doing all this music stuff is very good for it. ~ Perfume Genius

Strangely enough, when the Sugababes’ ‘Freak Like Me’ went to number 1, which was built around my ‘Are ‘Friends’ Electric’ song, I had another song called ‘Rip’ go to number 1 in the Kerrang TV chart, so I was pulling new people in from very different areas of musical interest. That was quite an amazing week. ~ Gary Numan

The toughest trail I ever ran was the Escarpment in the Catskills of New York State. This was an 18-mile race through Rip Van Winkle country, routed through boulder fields, across angular juttings of granite and along a path with an unrelenting barrage of roots, rocks and mud, all of it hidden under slick leaves and dangling nettles. ~ Don Kardong

We can either rip your face up with ‘Painkiller,’ or we can play this beautiful thing called ‘Last Rose of Summer’ from ‘Sin After Sin.’ And people love us for that because they don’t really know what to expect.~ Rob Halford

Even if you haven’t seen ‘The Seventh Seal,’ you’ve seen it. The influence is so vast and insidious, every image of a black-robed, white-faced Death is a rip or parody of ‘The Seventh Seal.’ ~ Steve Erickson

 Seeing what happens when you rip yourself open is what your job is all about. ~ Ed Harris

Pauline Kael said that Rip Torn could get angrier faster than any other American actor: that he could go from zero to 10 in 1.8 seconds or something like that. ~ John Heard

Go American Something Said People are fed up with the politics where candidates just rip each other apart and then the voters lose in the end because no one really knows what anybody stands for. ~ Dennis Kucinich

Even when I wasn’t a shooter, when I was younger, I used to watch Rip Hamilton. He was one of my favourite players with the way he moved without the ball. ~ Devin Booker

This is my trademark: I rip my T-shirt. I’m into the whole showing-a-bit-of-chest-hair thing. ~ Ed Westwick

What you don’t want to do – if you’re concerned about poverty, if you’re concerned about providing opportunity – you don’t want to rip the bottom rung of the ladder of opportunity away from people. ~ Ron Johnson

It was actually the movie ‘Rushmore’ that made me first realize that I could try writing, but ‘Cheers’ is the best show ever. The writers on that show created a relationship that writers today still fail to rip off successfully: the Sam and Diane. ~ Anders Holm

When I set out to write, I want to write something that will rip your heart out and connect with you. Great songs connect beyond genre and style. ~ Mat Kearney

So when you go up against the Far Right you go up against the big financial special interests like the Halliburtons of the world, the big oil companies, the big energy companies who work so hard to rip us off. ~ Barbara

 I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.~ Rip Taylor

I don’t deal with conflict well, so sometimes things will happen that will make me feel sort of powerless. But instead of being able to actually deal with the problem, I just suck it up – that’s the way I was raised. Music, then, becomes my one avenue for letting things go, and when I get the chance, I let it rip. It’s like therapy in that way.~ Devin Townsend

To understand the intensity of driving an F1 car, you have to be in it. When you’re driving a 750hp machine at 200mph, the noise and the vibrations are incredible. The G-force when you take big corners is like someone trying to rip your head off. You hit the brakes, and it feels as if the skin is being pulled off your body. ~ Jenson Button

If you are a musician and you don’t show any interest in the business level then you are actually vulnerable and people will rip you off. They will sweet talk you into anything. ~ Michael Schenker

Because work takes up a lot of time, you have to choose your moments for really letting rip. I hang out with my friends and my family and I spend time with my kids when I’m not working. They don’t see my being an actor as exotic. For them, it’s just an everyday thing. Sometimes it’s amusing to them and other times, embarrassing. ~ Aidan Gillen

 I had my fortune told once at the Great Wall of China. A withered old lady told my fortune – but it was probably one of these things that are set up to rip off tourists. She told me a couple of vague things that came true, but she was probably just lucky. I would never do it again. ~ Sarah Alexander

Shakespeare can really rip your heart out one second and then make you laugh the next. He’s a master writer.~  Phoebe Robinson

Each one of the films gets built up and strengthened and reinforced, and we’re not afraid to rip stuff out and redo it until we feel it’s worthy of the ‘Pixar’ name. ~ Pete Docter

 George W. Bush always said and did what he believed and he let it rip. Ed Rendell Always Said He Did I’m in Alkaline Trio; I guess I get to rip off myself. I give myself permission. ~ Matt Skiba

You need that marketing power. You need to go do the interviews. You need to put yourself out there and risk and be open to the fact that people are going to not like you, and they are just going to rip you apart, and whatever you say in an interview can get quoted out of context. ~ Sharlto Copley

Yourself You People Power I rip off of every movie and TV show I’ve ever seen in my life. ~ Sam Esmail

 I can’t tell you how many spots shows little Johnny Nitro, like, pulled the chair out in the arena in Shelbyville Fair and did a moon sault only to get chewed out by Rip Rogers and Jim Cornette about it. I mean, I did years of it. ~ John Morrison

 I think we’re very quick to rip other women apart when they don’t fit our mould, which, quite frankly, is just as bad as a man tearing you down for something, if not worse. ~ Iliza Shlesinger

I was at my house, and I, and my brother, and my sister were kind of just playing around. And I was like, ‘I wonder if I can twist this apple and rip it apart?’ So I was playing around, and I did it, and I was like, ‘Wow, that kind of takes a firm grip.’ ~ Sage Northcutt

Artists need support, time and money to develop their ideas, and if people rip stuff off, you don’t have to be that brilliant to figure out that you’re ultimately going to affect the end product. ~ John Polson

I do think Australians, as a rule, have a very good sensibility to them, and I think most people if they were given the option, wouldn’t choose to rip off a filmmaker or an artist – I don’t think its part of the Australian psyche. ~ John Polson

Anita Shreve is an author I adore. I rip through her meaty books and get off on the robust romance immensely – especially if I am feeling less than robust in my real life. ~ Isabel Gillies

There is no kind way to rip the skin off animals’ backs. Anyone who wears any fur shares the blame for the torture and gruesome deaths of millions of animals each year. ~ Natalie Imbruglia

I liked being home playing in front of my people, but I just did not like the situation because I was playing shooting guard, and that is not my position. I would play it if someone like Rip got hurt, but to do it for an entire season, that is not my position. I got it done when I was asked to do. But inside, I know that is not me. ~ Chauncey Billups

 I have three tank tops which I wrung terribly, fixed them many times. I had people rip them in the ring and swear at them, and I’d fix them. ~ Luke Harper

There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time, they look so cuddly. Can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They must think we’re so weird. ~ Lee Ryan

In ‘Hokey Pokey,’ bikes are kind of more than bikes alone. They become mustangs; they become creatures that rip up the dust as they gallop across the Great Plains. ~ Jerry Spinelli

We don’t mind being ripped apart but don’t rip the songs apart. They’re like our kids. ~ Maurice Gibb

Mind Like Being Songs Not only is Rip Hamilton an outstanding basketball player, he is also known for giving back to his community. ~ Jim Gerlach

Many people don’t give a rip about politics and know as much about public affairs as they know about the topography of Pluto. ~ Tony Snow

My happiest moments of growing up in the Bronx were when my mom would bring home a new sports magazine from the candy store. I would jump out of bed and grab it from her. Then I’d rip the front cover right off and tape it to my bedroom wall.~ Garry Marshall

Girls don’t really recognize me on the street. No one has tried to serenade me or rip my shirt off. ~ Mark Salling

Before you rip off three feet of toilet paper, consider that each year 500,000 acres of virgin boreal forest in northern Alberta and Ontario are being clear-cut to make the stuff. These forests are home to some 500 First Nation communities, as well as caribou and bears, moose and wolves, and, in the summertime, billions of songbirds.~ Alex Shoumatoff

Home You Forest Wolves Corporations have been killing the risk-taking and exploration that makes software great. They have tried to rip the soul out of development. ~ Brian Behlendorf

Denim gods, if you’re listening, please don’t rip, and if you have to, maybe you could have an elf from your warehouse send me another pair… I’m a size 28 and its called ‘The Twig’ in a dark greyish wash… I will wear them until I die unless those rips beat me to it. ~ Dawn Olivieri

Web don’t woo our wives with clubs. We don’t leave old folks on ice floes. And maybe the time has come to quit diving into rip tides to save people we don’t know. We’ve outgrown a lot of survival-of-the-fittest strategies, and risking our lives for strangers might be one of them. ~ Christopher McDougall

Time People Strangers Know My toughest criticism usually comes from myself. As my editor can attest to, I’m never done tweaking a book until the production department has to rip it from my hands! ~ Kresley Cole

I think that men’s clothing should be functional. If there’s a rip in his jeans, it should be because he was out working, not because he ripped them so they looked cool. It’s even better if they’re ripped because he got in a fight.~ Samaire Armstrong

Cool Men Fight Think All they expected me to do was rip and read the wire ‘leads,’ without doing any original reporting. It was pretty basic but gave me a taste of how to combine my love of politics and broadcasting. ~ Andrea Mitchell

Love Me Politics Doing My wife could give a rip about comic books, but she loves ‘Arrow,’ and she loves ‘The Flash,’ and she likes them because of the characters. ~ Andrew Kreisberg

Sasha gets a raw deal from the press. She makes one mistake in her program and people rip her for not pulling it off when it counts. But she never falls apart. She never just completely folds and misses everything. Usually, it’s just one mistake. ~ Brian Boitano

People Mistake Never She Scoring two goals at against Wembley against a Dutch team that was supposed to rip us apart and ripping them apart – it doesn’t get any better than that. ~ Teddy Sheringham

Goals Team Better Us I used to get these horrible feelings; like, I just wanted to rip my body apart, and I don’t want to have to go through that experience again. It’s really, really awful. ~ Chelsea Manning

Heartfelt Rest In Peace Message

We are never ready to say goodbye forever even though we know it is a part of life. This day our hearts are heavy for losing someone so special, but as we mourn your death, we also celebrate your life. Rest in peace.

It always seems like we have all the time in the world, only to realize how fleeting it really is. I wish we had more time to do and say the things we saved for later which along with you is gone forever. I promise to keep you alive in my memories. You were more than a sister, Rest in peace.

You have left a void no one can fill. They are not many in the world like you and today the earth mourns the loss of an angel. May you rest in peace.

Even in death, you are still loved and forever will be. You have touched the hearts of so many who owe you a lifetime of gratitude. We are not saying goodbye forever but goodbye for now. I pray you to find peace and rest wherever you are.

As tears flow from our eyes with hearts heavy with the weight of losing you, we will also celebrate your life because you have taught us the true meaning of living. Rest in peace, my dear.

You were and are still an inspiration to all, with a heart that radiated love and warmth through all our lives. You will truly be missed and forever remembered.

Nothing breaks our hearts more than having a world that no longer has you in it. You weren’t one in a million but just you and it was an honour to have shared this life with you. Rest in peace our dearest.

Some truth in life is hard to accept. Your departure is one of those hard truths. Your memories will never be forgotten! They will always remain with us forever.

A man may die but his legacy will continue through his deeds. Today the pain of losing you is difficult to bear because this world needed you for some more years.

I don’t remember when was the last time I cried this much. You have left some wonderful memories that will never fade from my heart. Rest in peace!

I don’t know how to console my grieving heart at your departure. I know mourning is not the best way to say goodbye to you, but I don’t know how to control myself!

Nothing is more painful in this world than losing someone you love so dearly. I am so much broken but I will pray for your departed soul in every moment of my life.

No one could ever take your place in my heart. Today I am crying because I have lost a person who occupied a very special place in my heart! RIP.

Life can be so illogical at times. Today I am crying for the person who taught me how to laugh. You meant everything to me. Rest in peace, my dear!

You will be missed forever and always. The beautiful moments you shared with us will always speak of a great person that you were. Rest in peace up in heaven!

Rest In Peace Message for Friends

We have always been together in good times and bad time. Today you may be leaving this earth without me, but someday I will meet you there. May God rewards you a peaceful afterlife!

It’s an honour to remain your best friend until your last moments. Your memories will always stay with me no matter where I go and what I do! RIP!

The loss of a friend like you is something that can never be recovered. You have always been an important part of my life. Now you are gone. I pray for your departed soul!

You have accomplished many good things in life. You worked hard and always followed the path of honesty. You sleep well, my friend. God has a beautiful reward for you!

Everyone has to go one day or another. But some departures are too much to bear. This world deserved people like you but I guess heaven deserved you more!

Why does God send the angel in the earth if he does not allow them to stay here forever? I can’t believe you are no more on this earth. Rest in peace!

I have always thought this life is so beautiful. But I didn’t know someday It would be this much cruel to me. I wish I could bring you back to life.

Death may have taken you away from me, but it could never take your memories away. You will always be in my heart in your own special place. RIP!

Rest In Peace Message for Loved One

I really wish it’s a dream. I hope I will wake up sometimes later and find you sitting beside me and smiling. I want you to wake me up from this nightmare.

I found my soulmate in you. There was never a person nor there will ever be anyone who can take your place in my heart. Rest in peace dear!

Today as you are gone, I feel like I have lost my smile forever. I don’t know how my life will be without you. I will miss you forever! Rest in peace!

You gave me the truest form of love, care and affection. I hope as you join god up in the sky, he accepts you with the same love, care and affection.

You had a pure heart and a beautiful mind. Today I have lost the person I loved most in this world. You were a treasure for me. Rest in peace!

I don’t want to cry because I know you can see me still. You never wanted to see me crying. All I want to say is that I love you. Death can never erase you from my heart!

For the first time, it feels like life has betrayed me. It has taken away the person I cared for most. I can never forget the memories of you. RIP!

I would trade anything from my life to bring you back again. But some things in life are one-way. You can never rewind them back. Rest in peace, my love.

Rest In Peace Message for Family Member

You had your duties done. You kept your promises and led a very honest but elegant life. Your memories will always guide us to the right path. RIP!

You were the protector and the shelter of this family. Today you are gone but you left your footsteps here so we can follow them for the rest of our lives. RIP!

It’s difficult to believe that you are no more. You have always been my inspiration. It’s an honour to be part of the same family that you are also a part of. RIP!

You taught us what it means to be a family. You showed us how to lead an honest and respectable life. You are no more today but your teachings are. May God grants you heaven.

It’s hard to see someone lifeless whose smile made our every day great. The pain we are feeling cannot be described. We love you. RIP!

You have always been a hero to me. I always wanted to be a great human being like you. Your legacy will never fade Rest peace.

No matter what I say, I can never bring you back in life. I just want to pray to God so he keeps you in the best place in heaven. Rest in peace.

Time can never fade the memories of you. You have touched our lives in so many ways that its impossible to not remembering you even for a moment. RIP!

RIP Messages for Grandma or Grandpa

It’s funny how life works, you remain the strongest person we know, weathering everything life threw at you with such bravery you almost seemed invincible. You have touched the lives of countless lives and today you leave a void in our hearts no one can fill. Rest in peace our hero.

Not many people can accomplish in 3 lifetimes what you did in one lifetime. You are indeed a legend and we will try our best to uphold your legacy. Rest in peace.

Not many have a chance to meet their heroes. I was lucky to have known mine and for that, I am truly grateful, I only hope to do the best I can to make you proud. Sleep in peace, my hero.

You may be gone for now but I have hope we will meet again. In a world where darkness and pain will be no more. You have closed your eyes to rest and I pray for your peace.

Our God has called you home, if only we were forewarned so we would have made the most of the time we had and tell you how much you made our lives better. A world without you is a reality we are not ready to face. Rest in peace.

You will always be remembered no matter what. Your presence, love and kindness will forever be with us. Rest for now until we meet again.

You are irreplaceable and treasured in our hearts forever. To say we will miss you does no justice for what we feel, no amount of tears can express the pain we feel in losing you but then again thank you for the honour of sharing a lifetime with you. Rest in peace.

Rest in Peace Messages for Mom or Dad

Today the world mourns the departure of a legend who has left behind shoes no one can fill. It will be very difficult to live without you. We pray you to find peace wherever you are.

You left us too soon and we wish you’d stayed with us a little longer, we hope we meet again someday to say and do the things we couldn’t, That’s why we say bye for now.

Life has shown us again its hurtful side by taking you away from us when we didn’t see it coming. There’s no way to make up for time lost and now gone but I hope wherever you are, you know that you are truly loved and we hope you find peace and Joy.

We always thought we would have you and losing you has reminded us of the cruelty of reality. A world without you is unimaginable yet we are now forced to face it. Sleep now our dearest and pay your pains to be gone forever.

This is one of those moments I wish rebirth was possible because I wish more than anything to know and meet you again because one lifetime with you is simply not enough. Sleep in peace and rest now our dearest.

Your smile was the brightest and your laughter the warmest. We have truly experienced the death of a star because along with you left the radiance that had profoundly filled our lives. You remain alive in our hearts and we will miss you deeply.

RIP Messages for Teachers or Mentors

Could I not, for one moment, see your sweet smile again?
How will I live and bear this excruciating pain?
Answer me as you leave my dearest…forever my tears shall rain.

We fought and made up many times…each time you came back to me.
But this time I feel, no matter how much I try, you will never be back in my arms again.

I know that you have left the earth, and my heart is heavy with pain.
But I also know that we shall be united one day in heavens above. So wait for me my dearest.

It is hard to believe that you are not here amongst us.
Your youth and liveliness will be missed as much your undying support for friends.

You took the hurt and the sorrows away wherever you went.
Today, as you leave, you are taking a piece of our lives along with you.
Life will never be complete without you.

It is true that God also needs good people to manage his work in heaven.
Otherwise, why would He have called you all of a sudden?
He must have known that you are such a great person and can handle any situation.
Rest in peace.

RIP Messages for Friends and Relatives

You have been our greatest source of inspiration and courage. Deep in our hearts, we will always keep your image.

God has now a precious and loving friend, the one we have lost. Your company will even regale angels of death and make them smile.

Why is it that you have to go, why is life so cruel? I wish you could stay with us forever.

There is nothing that is invincible for a soul as spirited as you… yet you bowed down to death to honour God and his will. Rest in peace.

Here lies a man who never rested till he did a good deed every day. His kind and sweet memories will with us always stay.

There are some who rule this land and think themselves to be kings. You ruled the hearts of people around you and will do so in the paradise too.

Something which we cannot control is called fate before it bows the poor and the great. Today it may have snatched you from us, but for you, we shall still wait.

As we lay you to rest, we know that you have gone to a better world, and pray that you may get peace, love and greatness there. May angels watch over you!

The body is but an outer covering for the soul. The reality is the soul which never dies but just changes form. So, we know that in some way, you will always be there around us.

Roses are red, skies are blue, you can leave us, but we will not forget you.

RIP Messages On Loss of Brother

Please accept our deepest sympathies on the loss of your brother. We understand that this is the most difficult and painful time for you and your family. Just wanted you to know that you are always in our prayers in this emotionally difficult time.

Hearing about the death of your brother was a big shock to me. He was a wonderful person full of life and positivity. We have spent some real good time together. I wish may his soul rest in peace and may God impart strength to you and your family.

Your brother was an amazing person who was always full of affection and kindness. Though he is longer with us beautiful memories from his life will always be there with us, making us smile, making us remember his for all the good he did. May his soul rest in peace.

They say good souls depart first. On this emotional loss, I can just say that your brother was an exceptional human being who has always inspired people around him. I have no words to express myself at this emotionally weak moment. I wish his soul rest in peace.

None of us has any control over destiny. The death of your brother has been very shocking news for me and my family. We all pray that you and your family are able to come out of this emotionally difficult time with the blessings of God.

I know I cannot even comprehend how tough this time is for you and your family. I am extremely sorry on the loss. I know you two were so deeply attached with each other and I pray for all the strength for you to deal with this grief.

I can understand that this is a devastating situation for you because you have lost not just your brother but your best friend. We cannot control death but we can always keep him alive in our hearts and cherish his beautiful memories. May his soul rest in peace.

I am extremely sorry for your loss. I know how close your brother was to you and how difficult it is for you to imagine your life with him. We cannot fight death but we can always keep him alive in our memories and pray that his soul may rest in peace.

I felt very sad on hearing this news. I am very sorry my dear for this heavy loss. I am sure that your dearest brother will always be remembered for his wonderful acts of kindness. But we will always miss him for he was a great person.

This is a very difficult time for you and your family as you have lost one gem of a person. I wish that God imparts you with all the strength to face these tough times and I pray that his soul rests in peace.

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Facebook Statuses About Life

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Facebook statuses about life

I wonder how many times it is possible to celebrate your 18th birthday before everyone catches on?

It seems that my life is like a book. I use a pen for writing and, unfortunately, cannot get back to erase all the mistakes.

Each new day gives you a second chance.

Life is too short, don’t be afraid to break the rules. Learn to forgive and forget. Love from the bottom of your heart. Inspired by American writer Mark Twain.

You can only do your best to become better than the person you were the day before. 

Life is short. Live it to the fullest.

I am sure I have wasted 8 months of my life looking into the refrigerator.

Pulled out my jacket and went through its pockets to learn who I was a year ago.

I could easily survive without Facebook if I knew a site that kept an eye on my ex and reported whether or not my ex got fat.

We all live just once. Do it right and once will be enough.

Your best nickname is the one you have no idea you have.

Our world is in search of more awesome individuals who specialize in the impossible. Inspired by American poet Theodore Roethke.

Life is always about how you can take its hits and move forward.

Sometimes you really need to let go of someone special who you have chosen to fall in love with.

There will be a point in your life when you finally understand why you have taken this or that decision. The best thing is you would actually appreciate those reasons.

Act stupid when you are young, and you will always have something to smile about when you get old.

Do you wish to get something you have never owned? Then do something you have never done.

Listen to a man if you want him to fall in love with you.

Big hugs and thank you for noticing ‘it’s her birthday’ message in the top right corner today 🙂 Facebook users, you are the best!

You have no idea how awesome you can be!

Don’t you know the four life R’s? Then think about Responsibility, Respect, Right from wrong and Reality…

Every person in our lives is there for a reason. The question is how good this reason is.

If opportunities do not knock, you need to build a door. Inspired by actor Milton Berle.

You cannot see and touch the most incredible things in your life. You have to feel them with your heart. Inspired by American political activist Helen Keller.

Life is only 15 per cent of what happens to us. It is 85 per cent of how we respond.

Be happy. This is something no one can take away from you.

Even though my life has its ups and downs, I would never change it.

The coolest Facebook feature is it keeps you from being pushed into the pool.

The best Facebook nickname is ‘Nobody.’ Just imagine, you see another stupid post, and once you like it, everyone will read ‘Nobody likes this.’

We all wish to be happy. We all want to avoid pain. Nevertheless, to make a rainbow, you need some rain.

When I was young, I believed life was only about coming first and getting a trophy. Now I have learned that life is about loving, smiling, developing, learning and being happy.

Wow, you have posted a new selfie. Awesome! I nearly forgot what you looked like yesterday.

Friends, Facebook is just a social network. It is not your life diary!

I prefer learning from the mistakes of those who take my advice.

Doors open only for those who are not afraid to knock.

Enjoy the life you live. Live the life you enjoy. Inspired by reggae artist Bob Marley.

Do not surround yourself with people who you don’t want to be or feel. Choose surroundings that will drive you forward.

I love Facebook. Without it, I would spend a month telling 1059 people I have just had a cup of coffee.

Don’t be afraid of things and situations even if you have no idea how they will turn out. 

Do not Facebook your problem. Face it.

Smile and be positive about everything that happens to you. Remember that our energies are contagious and all dreams eventually come true.

If you wish to borrow money, borrow it from pessimists. They will never expect it back.

Live your life without thinking of what others think or might think about you.

Live your dreams. Meet your challenges. Fulfil your promises. Sing your life as a song.

Do you know how school differs from real life? In school, you are taught lessons before you are given tests. In life, you have to pass tests before you will learn a lesson.

Miss a bill if you really think that nobody cares if you are still alive.

Our lives could be so much better if we had edited, mute and fast forward buttons for bad times and a big pause button for good times.

Thanks to social networks, it has become easy to get 1,000 friends that you have never met in your life.

Stay happy as you will live forever. Love like you will die today.

One hug, one kiss, one smile is a priceless treasure. You are rich if you love the simplest things.

You can choose between two ways how to live a life. Treat it as though nothing is a miracle or live it as though everything is a wonder. Inspired by famous theoretical physicist Albert Einstein.

True friends are like stars- they shine best when your world is in darkness!

Many people enter your life, hurt you, and leave. Few care enough about you to stay forever, which one are you?

Life is amazing right now. Loving the people that are good to me, and ignoring the ones that don’t! it makes life much more peaceful.!

Often in life, we forget the things we should remember & remember the things we should forget 🙂

What is impossible today, may be possible tomorrow…

Just because I don’t text you first, doesn’t mean I don’t miss you. I’m just waiting for you to miss me.

Having a few true friends is better than having a large network of pretentious friends. Quality beats Quantity all the time!

Life is like a book.. every chapter is a part of life .. and in every book, there’s an ending so do ur best in writing those chapters before that ending comes.

If you don’t fucking like someone might as well tell that person instead of lying to him/her every day. The truth may hurt, but lies hurt WAY more </3

A successful relationship requires falling in love several times, but always with the same person.

When you wake up without a tag on your toe, consider it a great way to start the day!

All the boys are stupid. If they mess up more than once, they aren’t worth your time. Move on and find the one that will actually show they care. Leave the assholes.

Be who you are and say what you feel, you can’t please everybody.

Life is a dream..once you wake up U will be accountable for u did in your dream!!!!!!

We are who we are. It is what it is. Nothing more. Nothing Less. Every day is a gift. Enjoy the ride:)

The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.

Before judging or hating someone just try to ask their part like what is the problem and what is the reason why they act like that.

Many people enter your life, hurt you, and leave. Few care enough about you to stay forever, which one are you?

Creative Status for Facebook

Whoever tucked the ‘S’ in Fast Food was a clever person.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

Life is trying things to see if they work.

There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.

Listen and silent are spelt with the same letters.

A wise person knows their limits. But a clever person knows they have none.

My life motto is Do my best so that I can’t blame myself for anything.

It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.

I own me, and therefore, I can engineer me. I am me, and I am okay.

I and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

I am somebody. I am me. I like being me. And I need nobody to make me somebody.

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously, a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

Inspirational Status for Facebook

Opportunities don’t happen. You create them.

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.

Each new day is another chance to change your life.

Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, I’m possible!

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. ‘Til your good is better and your better is best.

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.

I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.

I don’t like to take the right decision, I take decisions and make them right.

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the aeroplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

Above all, if what you’ve done is stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid.

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.

I may not be the best, I may not be loved by anyone but I am me. That’s what makes me special.

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Nice  facebook statuses

Be patient with everyone, but above all with yourself…do not be disheartened by your imperfections, but always rise up with fresh courage.

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive.

Life is growth. If everything was easy, you will never learn. Enjoy the flow of your life.

The greatest achievement is to outperform your self.

whoever thinks money doesn`t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account

Speak your mind and never apologize for being ‘too real’.

After I peep my “friends” snapchat stories and see they`re hanging out with people they said they didn`t like

When someone tries to hurt your feelings but you`ve been dead inside for years

I love my mom. No matter what we go through, no matter how much we argue, because I know, in the end, she`ll always be there.

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun. Fall in love. Regret nothing, and don`t let people bring you down.

Patience is not an ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

“I know where I`m going and I know the truth, and I don`t have to be what you want me to be. I`m free to be what I want.” – Muhammad Ali

Your worst battle is between what you know and what you feel.

Just because the past didn`t turn out as you wanted it to, doesn`t mean your future can`t be better than you`ve ever imagined…

What makes you different, makes you beautiful. Don`t let the crowd`s standards define you. You`re beautiful in your way.

Sometimes, you just can’t have what you want, but it doesn’t mean that you can never have it. Everything takes place at the right time.

There will always be a reason why you meet people. Either you need them to change your life or you`re the one who helps to change theirs.

Being single doesn`t mean you know nothing about love… Sometimes, it’s wiser to be alone than with the wrong person.

It`s not about having the perfect relationship. It`s about finding someone who matches you and will go through everything without giving up.

Never say goodbye when you still want to try. Never give up when you can still take it. Never say you don`t love them when you can`t let go.

Above all be true to yourself. And if you can`t put your heart into it, take yourself out of it.

Change your attitude and it will change your life.

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.

It`s easy to say that you want to move on, but it`s hard to do.

One day you`re going to wake up and notice that you should`ve tried. I was worth the fight.

“It takes ten times as long to put yourself together as it does to fall apart.”

Family is not just a word. It`s who you are, where you came from and where you will always belong.

In life, you`ll realize that there is a purpose for every person you meet. Some will teach you, and some will bring out the best in you.

Everything heals. Your body heals. Your heart heals. Your mind heals. Your happiness is going to come back. Bad times don`t last.

later is the best time to do anything.

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don’t need to escape from.

Sometimes you just know things aren`t gonna work out but you try anyway.

I forgot to work out today. That’s five years in a row!

If I went to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work.

I hate it when I’m singing a song, and the artist gets the words wrong.

That moment when you try talking to someone you’re hot for, and you say GFBLQRINABAH instead of “I’m good thanks!”

The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.

You look like I need a drink.

Trust me; you can dance. ~ Vodka

I’m not weird. I’m just cooler than you.

Haircuts are the reason why I have trust issues.

That awkward moment when you wave to a stranger on Facebook by accident.

I wasn’t drunk; I was just testing if the plant was as soft as my bed.

Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert.

That awkward moment when you have a crush on the most inconvenient person possible.

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I put the ‘Me’ in ‘Someone,’ and things get awkward.

Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you turn on is the microwave!

That moment when someone you met for 3 seconds sends you a Facebook friend request.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass.

Facebook is a place where people always think your status is about them.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

You think I’m not online. But I’m always here. Even if I’m not posting. I’m here. Scrolling. Judging.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I’m not handsome enough to be James Bond. Maybe a villain, though.

Facebook keeps asking me, what’s on my mind? and honestly, it’s always you.

Be a good person, but don’t waste your time to prove it.

Log out from Facebook and go to bed, close your eyes and enjoy my company in dreams or nightmares.

I’m a genius and good person, I just do genius stupid things in a good way!

God made things that have life, rest was made in China.

So grateful for Facebook, otherwise I’d to call 428 people every night to let them know I am ready for bed.

I always learn from other people mistake who take my advice.

Today I promise to live without Facebook and Twitter if you promise to kiss me all day and make me feel better.

Lucky for you, mirrors can’t laugh outloud.

Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

If something’s not going right, try left.

About to dance my feet silly!

Smile while you still have teeth.

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

Why bother reading books? We have Eminem; he can read a whole story in 4 minutes.

I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome yesterday.

Wife: I’m pregnant, what do you want it to be? Husband: A joke.

Everyone is normal until you add them as your Facebook friend.

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You can’t be late until you show up.

Back in 5 minutes (If not, read this status again).

A big shout-out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money!

Hi, I’m James. Let’s bond.

T.G.I.A. (Thank goodness I’m awesome!)

Sometimes I prefer to use my face as emoticons.

I think it’s cool how the word “OK” is a sideways person!

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if that doesn’t work out for you, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

Keep calm and know Google can help you find a way to fix almost every problem. If not it will tell you who can fix it.

It hurts when you go to unfriend someone, and you find they’ve beaten you to it!

May your life someday be as good as you make it out to be on Facebook.

LIKE if you hate it when someone tags you in a photo, you look horrible in because they happen to look so good in it.

Phew! Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my toaster in the shower this morning.

Looking at school books and thinking: what a waste of a tree!

Nobody around here treats me like a glamour model, so I’m just going to sit here taking selfies by myself.

Why didn’t you reply to my text? Well, how am I supposed to reply to LOL?

Line dancing was originally invented by women waiting in line for the bathroom.

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

Nothing is illegal. Until you get caught.

Friends are like boobs: some are real, some are fake.

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

When I get a pimple on my tongue, I always feel guilty in case I’ve told a white lie.

I dance like a car dealerships inflatable tube man.

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I tried being normal once. Most boring hour of my life.

You didn’t notice that I used a word twice in this sentence.

A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.

The first five days after the weekend are always hard.

I am 100% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow.

At first, I didn’t like my beard; then it grew on me.

Broken pencils are pointless.

“What’s up cake?” “Muffin much.”

I don’t have goals. Goals are for soccer. I’m not soccer.

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I just don’t know how to react when someone sends me a selfie. I mean, should I say “Wow! You really got yourself at the perfect angle in that restroom!”

That moment when the random person you just met asks for your full name, and you know it’s because they want to stalk you on Facebook.

The hardest things our kids will do in 20-30 years is finding a username which isn’t already taken.

I’m a good girl. With a lot of bad habits.

Aren’t we ALL internet explorers?

I’ve been known to flash people (with my camera).

If Twitter wasn’t around in the olden days why is there a hashtag button on landlines?

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I press all the “Try Me” buttons on toys and then walk away LIKE A BOSS.

I without you is like Facebook with no friends, YouTube with no videos, and Google with no results.

Girls are beautiful, not hot. They are not a temperature.

Dear friends, please don’t tag me in a photo that is so prehistoric you have to scan the photo to make it digital. No one here is into studying history, sincerely everybody born before 2010.

Don’t think too much or you could create a problem that wasn’t even there.

Without candy crush, I’d be like a kid with no candy!

Telling me you’re going to unfollow me is like announcing you’re leaving a party you weren’t even invited to.

I did not say I didn’t want to work. I said I didn’t want to twerk!

Cheese. Milk’s leap towards evolution.

My mum’s so old-fashioned she thinks LOL = Lots of love. She sent me an SMS saying just to let you know you’re Pa is in the hospital LOL.

I’m following you on Twitter because my mum always told me to follow my dreams.

Everyone is normal until you find them on Twitter.

Tired? There’s a nap for that.

When someone says you are what you eat, and you’re eating the chicken’s bum.

If you have a problem with me write it on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope and shove it up to your big behind.

If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a really good position to kiss my butt.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep a dog, a dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for a dog, 30 dogs, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog

Were you dropped as a baby?” “Yeah into a pool of sexy!”

Well, I didn’t know I logged into lookbook today.

A day without sunlight is night.

I can resist anything, except temptation.

Sitting in class wondering who would die if one of the fans fell down.

I’m pretty sure you’re not a car, get an actual photo for your profile.

Every time I put my phone on silent, it decides to play “hide and seek.”

You put the “pro” in “procrastination.”

I don’t have exes; I have Y’s. Y the hell did I do that?

I have decided to tell my pets they’re adopted.

If swimming is an exercise, then explain whales to me.

If someone says “I love you,” and you don’t feel the same way, just say “I love YouTube” really fast.

Only 10-20% of the population can wiggle their ears and raise one eyebrow.

We should stop teaching kids to sing the alphabet. It took me five years to realize that “elemeno” wasn’t a letter.

Unicorns do exist. They’re just fat and grey, and we call them Rhinos.

A message in the toilet: Treat me well, keep me clean, I will not tell anyone what I have seen.

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I grew up being told not to write on the walls. Felt like such a badass when I first joined Facebook.

My wallet is like an onion when I open it. It makes me cry.

Life is like a box of chocolates: if you eat the whole thing at once you’re going to be sick.

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I’m a warrior, one of a kind…

I never doubt myself, that’s my haters 24/7 job.

My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.

Don’t play with me! Because I know I can play better than you.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me cause it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

Love me for who I am – not what you want me to be. Take me or leave me. It’s that simple.

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You can’t expect me to think before I speak. I was born without that ability. So I’m sorry if the truth hurts.

I didn’t grow up feeling very handsome. I learn, I worked and now I’m.

Every hard working man is the writer of his own success story!

Acting like a human being and serve humanity is my strong personality.

I am, as I am; whether hideous or handsome, depends upon who is made judge.

Having a good personality like mine, I count it’s a blessing and treasure like wine.

What I’m trying to do, creating a unique version of myself.

If people are jealous of you, let them be, you are doing something amazing. That’s the thing!

Sometimes I just want to thank my haters cause they are my unpaid motivators.

The only thing that makes me proud every morning is my personality.

I never try to win over the haters because I’m not a jackass whisperer.

The more I know what I’m doing that gives me the power to build up a unique attitude.

Build your own future by moving on. Letting go annoying things is cool than hanging on.

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The reason I talk to myself is that I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

Never lie to me. Every little lie you lie brings us closer to goodbye. You know!

If you have to fall in love with someone, fall for their personality, then the rest of everything will become beautiful.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourselves!

You don’t need to be hot because a hitter will cost you less than that!

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You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.

Don’t judge me by my past. I’m not in the past anymore. Accept me for who I am because this is me today.

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Why I Drink Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

I’m gonna stand outside. So if anybody asks, just say I’m outstanding!

I have a defective iPhone 5, I keep pressing the home button and I’m still at work.

Smartphones, smart cars, smart televisions time to make smart people!

Any Path has no end, without walking how could you decide this?

The beauty of personality never fades away with time so I adapt to mine.

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When I was born..The devil said..”Oh, Shit..!! Competition”.

I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.

If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.

The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

I am not failed……My success is just postponed.

Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business.

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

The road to success is always under construction.

I am always right, Once I thought that I am wrong, But I was wrong.

Born to express not to impress.

Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care than to admit it’s killing you.

Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.

Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.

If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.

Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.

Nowadays, “Cool” Means – I Really Don’t Care.

For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember. that’s where the knives are kept.

Telling someone that you’re going to bed, When you’re actually not, and then having to hold back from sending messages on WhatsApp.

My grandma has always told me that if you have nothing good to say then don’t say anything at all, yet people still wonder why I am so quiet.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.

If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.

I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

Every problem comes with a solution, but my GF doesn’t have.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it!

I wish my parents were like Google… they should understand me even before I complete…

Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However I am a superhero for my GF…

People say me bad… but trust me I am the worst!

I don’t need to explain myself because I know I’m right.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

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There are two types of people winner and loser, the winner always working hard, the loser always tries to shortcut for win.

I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

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I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.

I’m the dude with a cool attitude.

Keep calm and enjoy life.

Life without mistakes is like, education without books.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.

Yes, I’m smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.

Silence is the best response to a fool.

A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.

It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

My life my rules.

Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.

The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.

Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

I am Waiting for GF Message!

Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile. Smile, please!

When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!

The good thing is listening to a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…

Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine…

I don’t care what people think or say about me…

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A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.

Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.

Teaching your own mother how to use WhatsApp is like willingly signing your own death warrant.

If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys!

Girls spend the first 10 years of their life’s playing with Barbies. The next 10 years of their life they try to look like one.

I used to play sports a lot. Until recently I realized that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what, now I’m good at everything.

I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can’t even remember my name.

Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say “Good-Bye!”

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

The longer the title the less important the job.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.

We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.

I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?

Girls are like roads, more the curves, the more the dangerous they are.

Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.

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There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it..

The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Facebook account for sale, Friends included.

God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.

I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.

Behind every great woman is a man looking at her ass!

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it once.

Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type ‘I Love ‘ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…

FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbours dog.

That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.

Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are. ♥

I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman.

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An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero, thanks for nothing!

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Your WhatsApp status says “online.” If you’re online, why aren’t you texting me?

I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean I guess.

My son asked me what it’s like to be married so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

Do you think I’m cute when I’m mad? Well, buckle up sweet cheeks – I’m about to get freakin’ adorable.

You seem to be on your own path. Unfortunately, there’s a “socio” in front of it.

If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

Never laugh at your partner’s choices… You’re one of them.

It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist is afraid this might be true.

I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept.

Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we’re married and live together so I’d have to see them every day.

“I’m going to bed” really means… “I’m going to lie in my bed and look at my phone.”

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.

I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.

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I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

I named my dog 6 miles so I can tell people that I walk 6 miles every single day.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

I want to be invited but I don’t want to go.

She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favourite reptile is.

I live in constant fear that my kid will become a famous artist or painter and I will have thrown out about a trillion dollars of her work.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade”.

Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

I salute all my haters with my middle finger.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Me? Sarcastic? Never.

Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.

Hey there! You are using Whatsapp.

Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I’m a mile away and I have his shoes.

Be smarter than your smartphone.

If you’re still looking for that one person who will change your life, take a look in the mirror.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Your body is allergic to some people. Know how to read the signs.

Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with.

I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

I’m naturally funny because my whole life is a joke.

I am not perfect, but I am a limited edition.

Hey there, WhatsApp is using me.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favourite reptile is.

If at first, you don’t succeed, we have a lot in common.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Fair warning: I know karate. …and some other words.

True friendship: Walking into a person’s house and having your Wi-fi connect automatically.

I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I would request a last meal of soda and pop rocks so I could die on my own terms.

We aren’t friends until we start insulting each other daily.

There is no “I” in denial.

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and terrified, like the passengers in his car.

I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90.

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking that men spend thinking.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

I don’t worry about terrorism. I’ve been married.

Do photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

I don’t have a girlfriend, but I know a girl that would get really mad if she heard me say that.

I eat my tacos over a tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.

Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you’re forgetting.

A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don’t even own bikes!

I have three kids and no money. Why I can’t I have no kids and three money?

If you think no one cares about you, try missing a couple of car payments.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.

I’m not lazy. I’m just on battery saver mode.

I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.

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When I was a boy, I laid in my twin sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Zombies are looking for brains. Don’t worry, you’re safe.

Apparently, I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.

My girlfriend left me because she couldn’t handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.

I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is… Scaring men is easy.

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them works.

If people are talking behind your back,  that’s a good time to fart.

Don’t worry about what I’m doing, worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking that men spend thinking.

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do.